⇒ introduce your roomate

This is your Roommate Semisis, he's kinda nerdy n stuff but you don't mind, it's said in your programming you have to like your roommate, so you know, you don't kill each other, but there might have been some sort of error of some kind, so youre like, kinda gay for him, but it's whatever. he's got some stuff in his room that he likes, his whole thing right now is sci-fi video games, although he makes an exception for Mouthwashing, cause it's like, a horror game, but it's like in space so like… what? I mean yeah they kill people in it but they also do that in Fallout, and i don't see him mention THAT as a horror game. he doesn't mine like you do, he's a statistics buff, helpin out data-wise, so he doesn't have a dope cool pick like you do, he just has a bunch of flamethrowers which are equally as badass… and for the moldy cheeseburger, he apparently ordered a flamethrower from a website called “Dairy Queen”, and they sent him a cheeseburger, i mean you TOLD him it was way to cheap for a weapon, but whatever, since robots don't take in nutrients from the same food as humans, its kinda been sitting there, and picking up a few microorganisms along the way

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