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Tron's Takes - PSA: Twitter kids

Hi. I'm TronNerd82, an esteemed professor, PhD in all manner of retardation online, and I have come to make a PSA.


Twitter kids.

Average Elon dickrider
So, if you've been living under a Dwayne Johnson, Elon Musk took over Twitter, and decided to rename it X, presumably since he's got some kind of fetish with the letter X and the names XVIDEOS and XNXX were already taken by his favorite sites to watch gay porn on.

Since then, he's had a never-ending stream of dickriders and "notice me senpai" type people defending every dumbass post he's made.

As we all know, Twitter is a cancerous cesspool made up exclusively of the biggest retards on the internet (just beating out TikTok, Facebook, Instagram, Reddit, and SpaceHey :3 ), so naturally it's got really shitty moderation. Because of this, every day, dozens, and I mean DOZENS of disillusioned 12-year-olds boys create Twitter accounts and cling onto Elon's every word in hopes that Daddy Musk will notice them.

Now, it's one thing to have dreams of interacting with your favorite celebrity, but these little dipshits take it way too extremely, and will proudly defend every word Elon says with their lives in hopes of just maybe receiving some small amount of acknowledgement from a sexist, queerphobic asshole because he's rich and sigma and these kids' dads obviously left them, which is a plus in my opinion because ain't no way I'm raising a brainrotted little broken condom who idolizes the Tesla man.

Like I said, it's ok to dream of interacting with someone you think is cool. I would know. When I was a kid watching the old X-Men cartoon, little me absolutely wanted to clap Rogue's cheeks even though she'd kill me about as quickly as a boomer nutting during unenthusiastic missionary. BUT THAT SHIT COULD NEVER HAPPEN! 

Dreams don't always come true, ya feel me?

I just wanted dat ass, homes. Just wanted dat ass...

Dat pussy bussin fr fr no cap on god (I wanna kill myself)

Anyway, back to these godforsaken shitstains and their fish god.

Here's how you cure them. You sit 'em down, and tell them to grow the fuck up and touch some grass or you'll whoop the shit outta them. If that fails, killing them is usually the best course of action, or else they'll grow up to become that weird chronically online uncle who uses the word "bloodline" a little too much at Thanksgiving dinner.

THIS HAS BEEN A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FROM YOUR FRIEND, TRONNERD82. STAY SKIBIDI (I LITERALLY WANNA DIE).


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Thank you for your service tronnerd82


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No problem my guy. Just serving the general public.

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