pickup lines but everythings just...wrong...

did an angel throw you from heaven cus you be falling

are you the ten i see cus im from tennessee

are you mountain dew? cus id soda me.

do you play fnaf? cus i wanna be your hor hor hor hor hor

do you celebrate chirpmance? cus i'll be the ho ho ho to your fatass

are you fukase? cus no one gives a fuck about you

are you identity v? cus youre uhhh freddy riley

do you play DDR? you should cus your sense of rhythm is ass. i could add some rhythm to that ass. i said i could add some

Are you the king? cus your girl is wayyyyy better than you.

are you phillipe from identity v? cus i want your sister

are you a penny? cus youre gold!

are you a moustache? cus i have a hard time spelling your name