i h8 the midwest

hopefully this doesn't sound too whiny, but living here is an absolute nightmare. lemme start off with this: i love men! not in like a worship-y, they-can-do-no-wrong type of way, but i really do like them. but the men in the midwest... yikes. i can't find one guy that im fully into. they all either have mullets, have absolutely no style, or dress like an e-boy. not to mention all of them are absolutely vile or recently were and are now "changed." every time i start liking a dude i find out abt some gnarly shit.