Red: Goated color Even the album is called "Red" Fun fact you know why red is almost in every fast food title and decore because it's scientifically proven that it makes you hungry. Red is a master manipulation how do you let a color manipulate you? If you ever wear red people will be more attracted to you.
Orange: MOST MID-EST COLOR EVER was I one of those kids that thought orange was cool in the first grade I believe if orange could speak it would be so annoying "What did the orange say to the banana?" What... "Nothing! Oranges can't talk!" Like bro, it's obvious nobody would like orange as a person, and it's childish too.
Black: Black is the most goated color too its like so cool and chill if somebody wore a red outfit you would be like why is this guy cosplaying as a twister, but if you saw someone with a black fit you would be like that's normal goated fit dude. I'm so glad when we go to sleep I get to see such a goated color if I saw orange I would most likely never sleep and people who don't like the color black guess what you see 12 hours a day of that color.
yellow: Is also a mid-color if you ever wore a black and yellow fit all I would say is why does bro look like a warning sign for a hole in the road like you need to leave!
Blue: Blue is also a mid color why does everybody pick this color out of all the other colors if blue could talk it would most likely be So gloomy and always has something to say. I think blue would look like that screwdriver from the toolbox. That's why it's a mid-color it's like a default mode for humans.
Purple: Is like if pink was a boomer and old therefore MID. If you wore purple and came up to me disrespecting me I would say "Bro you look like Willy Wonka go make me some chocolate syrup."
Brown: brown reminds me of tables it's so boring, I've seen these people try to make brown look cool these days but it just Looks mid and boring like ur a 70-year-old man trying to make "Cool" fits.
I'm Done rating you can leave now thanks for listening to me rant.
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