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that's right people, the moment everyone has TOTALLY been waiting for, it's part 2. i knowww i've kept every one of my sure to be loyal fans waiting for a good while but like whatever shush i know i'm like one of two people that will ever read this so i get to do it at my own pace. if people ARE seeing this then heyyyy, hiiii!! pls comment or something so i know i'm not just talking to myself here. also check out part one. without any further ado!!!!!!
sally smithson: the nurse!
what a bitch lmao. joking ofccc i don't hate her. she was a solution to a problem at the time, the only killer that could counter infinites in OLD dbd but nowadays killers don't need to worry about infinites as long as they use their brain so nurse is just a killer that completely surpasses normal dbd gameplay and they can't do anything to fix her. i am terrible at nurse currently, i just dont bother practicing her bc i don't care to bc i know how it'll go. you spend maybe 50 or so matches getting dragged through the dirt and progressively improving and eventually you're winning like 90% of your matches and nothings a challenge. SNOREFEST playing against her is hit or miss, if she's still in those first 50 matches it can be fun because you feel like you can pull of good mindgames but playing against an experienced nurse just feels like a drag. she knows all the mindgames by now so you're kinda forced to play comp, dying in corners and stuff rather than bothering to "loop" her to buy extra seconds for your team. i do like her lore though, she was basically set up to be a killer by the entity from the moment she became a nurse at the asylum. valid crashout tbf. they need to take a break from giving her cosmetics... she's literally the mikeala of killers
micheal myers: the shape...
ughhhh... ermmm. not a fan...
idkkk i just call bullshit. he's literally just a dude, but for some reason bhvr made him fucking 8ft tall and capable of entering the entities realm by himself. like huh?? glazing too hard imo.granted, he did pretty much carry dbd to it's current success, if we hadn't got micheal i doubt any of us would be playing this game because it'd be dead in the ground years ago, but syill he's boring. not only is his character boring: "yeah he's just really evil lolll, he's just so evil that he can 10v1 the police and shit" UGHHHH i hate slashers, but also his gameplay is boring. ok so this iconic killers power is to look at you. WOW. riveting gameplay. and don't get me started of his "niche" (CORNY) addons. you either have to hop in lockers all game because your team fed a tombstone myers or even worse you're stuck in proxy camp hell on lery's because some dork decided he's gonna be "lore accurate myers" today. you aren't funny bud, you're super lame and i'll loop you till the server closes because scratched mirror myers is a pub stomper and nothing else. i don't play him, too boring. PASS idc if he's lowkey bad asf i will pass out of spite plus he's corny like umm what a loser.
lisa sherwood: the hag!!!
THE OGGGG!!! WITCHY GIRL. mikeala CANNOT compare. she manifests her truth (eating your lung) with her witchy girl powers and serves INSANE cunt the whole time. her backstory is super sad and one day i will write INSANE angst fanfic about her when i can be bothered because like she was literally eaten alive and when she escaped she ate THEM!!! karma's a bitch ig.i love her snake charmer outfit it's not "giving" tribal baddie, it IS tribal baddie. i love trap killers so i like playing her, even if i do 100% crumble the second i get a coordinated team. i also like playing against her because her trap jumpscares ARE scary unlike OTHER killers (MYERSMYERSMYERS) plus i like harassing her when she drops chase by stepping in her traps using the cameras trick. they need to make her a gender swap skin IMMEDIATELY so i can say smash.
that's all folks B)
writing these is super fun but it takes like forever because i rewrite stuff and get more ideas about what to write so im gonna do 3 per entry. so it should only take like... 16 parts to get through every killer. no biggie...
byeeeee for now PLEASE INTERACT AHH,
dex
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