BYF + BYI (apparently important now 4 me???)

ok so i didnt think i would have to make one of these bc usually i think these are useless but ive seen so many people that i couldnt decide whether or not i wanted to accept their friend request bc they were so vague or their dni didnt accept me, so im making one of these, PLEASE READ THIS BEFORE YOU EVEN INTERRACT WITH MY BULLETINS AND WHATNOT BC YEAH.

dont friend if...

if you ONLY have gifs/blinkies/buttons/stamps/images/whatever else on your profile but text and no info about you im not accepting your friend request. i literally have no clue who you are other than your interests, like bro who ARE you, you could be a weirdo 4 all i know. i get so many of these and its so annoying bc bro... youre not a person youre just a profile to me at that point
if your dni or profile says 18+ only im not accepting your friend request, im not opposed to older people friending me as long as theyre not creepy but it literally says im 17 on my profile. you KNOW youre friending a minor so yeah. and if your profile says im not in your age group youre not getting accepted either. if youre 12 or under im blocking and reporting you bc leave me alone
if you dont like hearing/reading slurs i wouldnt friend me. i only use ones i can reclaim but if youre sensitive to certain slurs i think you should friend someone else sorry lol

if youre here to bully me dont wait for me 2 open a secretshare bc its not fucking happening, if you got something to say 2 me say it 2 my face (in dms dont go that far to find my stupid ass). dont be a pussy, i will be very embarrassed 4 you lol

if youre a hetalia/history buff/countryballs or country humans fan im sorry but i dont really wanna friend yall. i think i have like 1 hetalia friend but theyre literally not active like ever so idc that much. i just dont wanna see war shit in my bulletins, if my bulletins are blowing up i wanna see some crazy shit not sad shit

if youre a hypocrite to a concerning degree dont even consider friending me lol just block me atp

if youre an msi or botdf fan (even if you pirate) dont friend me yall are nasty and need to wash yo undies. i can smell yall through the fuckin screen. also danganronpa fans and alfred's playhouse fans i dont wanna deal with yall

if you leave a comment on one of my layouts saying youre using it but youre not using it by the time i see your comment youre not getting friended buddy. if the layout you choose instead pisses me off more than the fact youre not using mine im literally blocking you so fast.

if your account is private dont go near that fuckin add friend button im blocking you

before you friend...

i will talk shit if i gotta, if you dont like reading bullshit about other people that i dont like just dont friend me.

i am OBSESSED and i mean OBSESSED with morning musume. as a matter of fact i have a morning musume fan group if you like them too and want to find other people that like them too (or other H!P groups) so yeah if you dont want your bulletins occasionally bombarded with morning musume songs dont friend me.

im autistic and sometimes i cant understand what people are trying to tell me unless they elaborate. i used 2 be very bad at deciphering but i think ive gotten better, but im not perfect at social cues so dont get mad at me unless you want the smoke

if you dont think trans people know who they are i WILL fight yo ass and i WILL win. make sure you aint a dumbass before you open youre mouth

if you dont fit my criteria im either gonna leave your friend request without accepting it or ill block you depending on how mad your profile makes me

i got some hot takes i think a lot of twitter to spacehey internet addicts wont agree with and will try to fight me on, if you cant take an opinion dont linger pretty please !

i am picky with many things, idc if you think thats insane bc thats just how i operate

thats probably it 4 now if things change ill edit but yeah keep this in mind pretty please yay! !! !