We back

I haven't been here for a while. It's been a bit since I spoke blankly to myself on this platform. Of course, with that, it's time for me to talk about sports.

Liverpool - Not a great game today. The Nunez experiment should have already ended and it showed today, Quansah at right back is something I never wish to see again, Joe Gomez is washed, Kelleher had a CTE moment at the end, but that's so outweighed by his positives. And the ref was a dipshit anyway. Ultimately, I'm not gonna freak out about a tie at St James' Park, especially 7 points clear at the top. And John W Henry needs to give Mohamed Salah AS MUCH money as he wants. I don't care if he wants a billion, give him that billion.

Blue Jackets - Absolutely atrocious on the road, really nice at home. It's been such a rollercoaster that I don't even really know what to say.

Ohio State Football - Ryan Day is worse than Bin Laden. he is worse than Stalin. He is worse than Mussolini. He is worse than Pol Pot. Chip Kelly is not much better. He is the Uday Hussein to Ryan Day's Saddam. And Jayden Fielding might as well just be his Qusay. Promote Brian Hartline to Offensive Coordinator, and hire Mike Vrabel as the Head Coach. I hope they get Tennessee in Neyland so that they can get blown out and Ryan Day's reign of terror can finally end.

Ohio State Basketball - I had so much confidence coming into the season. As I type this, they're down by almost 30 to Maryland. Just like the football team, they are frauds too. At least the football team has the nerve to win 10 games. I genuinely don't think the basketball team can do that, even with 31 games in the season. At this point I think it'd be a better idea to just forfeit. They aren't even making the NIT.

Cavs - I did not expect them to start out 15-0. They looked a bit shaky lately, but they're still thankfully in good form. Do I think they stay as the one seed? Absolutely not. Do I think they finish as the two seed? Probably. I hope so.

TL;DR, I wanna kiss Arne Slot's bald head, Cavs still the one seed, the Blue Jackets are alright, and I am now an Alabama fan.

Roll Tide and Up the Fawkin Reds