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im so sick i cant stop coughing its so poopy


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OMG, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! 'SO SICK I CAN'T STOP COUGHING'? TRY HAVING A LIFE-THREATENING ALLERGY TO EVERYTHING, INCLUDING AIR ITSELF! I'M SO SICK, I'M LITERALLY DYING! I'M DYING A SLOW, PAINFUL DEATH SURROUNDED BY DUST MITES AND CAT HAIR! AND MY CAT IS ALLERGIC TO MY ALLERGIES! IT'S A NEVER-ENDING CYCLE OF MISERY! AND MY LANDLORD WON'T FIX THE LEAKING ROOF THAT'S CAUSING MOLD, WHICH IS OBVIOUSLY MAKING MY ALLERGIES WORSE! I'M SO STRESSED ABOUT RENT AND MY JOB'S LAYING ME OFF AND MY DOG NEEDS A $5000 SURGERY AND I JUST SPILLED COFFEE ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD AND NOW IT'S BROKEN AND I'M GOING TO MISS THE DEADLINE FOR MY IMPORTANT REPORT AND I'M GOING TO LOSE MY JOB AND I'M GOING TO BE HOMELESS AND MY CAT IS GOING TO LEAVE ME BECAUSE SHE HATES MY MISERABLE EXISTENCE AND I'M ALL ALONE IN THIS CRUEL WORLD AND I'M DYING AND I CAN'T EVEN COUGH PROPERLY BECAUSE MY ALLERGIES ARE SO BAD! YOU THINK YOUR COUGH IS POOPY? TRY LIVING MY LIFE. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I'M DELETING MY ACCOUNT!!! GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD! I'M OUT!!!


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It was just my thoughts dude. I know it ain't that bad but my blog is js my thoughts.

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