Cigarettes

 Cigarettes bad! Not fan!

Anyway, I went over to the west coast of Florida to spend some time with friends in Fort Myers and to see Animals as Leaders in St. Petersburg. The concert was epic and all but this post isn't about it. When I was over there, I was staying with a friend of mine at his dorm (hai Declan :3) On the last day, we didn't have much to do. So instead of making out, like boys usually do, I decided I would bake cookies! We stopped by Target to buy like two things. Not exactly all that I needed to bake them because I expected him to have at least most of the ingredients. Apparently, I WAS WRONG TO EXPECT THAT!!! You may be thinking, "oh, did he not have food coloring or something of the sort?" HE DIDN'T HAVE FUCKING MILK!!! WHO DOESN'T HAVE MILK IN THEIR HOUSE??? No substitutes! Nothing! He didn't even have parchment paper! Like, what is so wrong with our society today that college aged men don't even have baking soda in their dormitory's pantry? I tried my best to make the cookies despite this and... THEY WERE BLAND!!! WHO COULD'VE SEEN THAT COMING!? Never baking in a single man's house again.

Swag.