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SMACK (magazine)3rd ISSUE

We’re back and beyond excited to bring you Issue 3 of SMACK—your go-to guide for all things bold, brilliant, and unapologetically YOU! Whether you’re here for inspiration, motivation, or just a little dose of fun, we’ve got your back. So grab your favorite snack, find your cozy spot, and dive in—we’ve got so much in store for you.

It’s Okay to Be a Bitch Sometimes, but a TOTAL Bitch Grows Wrinkles

Alright, fam, let’s get real for a sec. Life’s gonna life, and sometimes you’ve gotta channel your inner Regina George to handle it. Someone’s coming at you sideways? Your boss is doing the most? Your friend’s acting shady? Yeah, it’s okay to clap back. You’re not a doormat, boo! Standing up for yourself is giving major queen energy.

But here’s the tea: there’s a line between being a boss babe and being, well, that girl—you know, the one everyone low-key avoids because she’s always bringing the drama. And trust me, being a full-time drama queen isn’t just a vibe-killer—it’s also a wrinkle factory. Stress, negativity, and nonstop bad juju? Not cute.


The Sometimes Bitch: Big Slay Energy

Here’s the deal: being a little bitchy every now and then isn’t just okay—it’s necessary. Sometimes you’ve gotta flex to protect your peace. Think of it as your personal don’t test me mode. When you’re in this zone, you’re:

  • Serving boundaries on a platter: Like, “Sorry, Karen, but no, you can’t borrow my charger for the 10th time.”
  • Keeping your standards high: You’re not here for half-baked effort or lukewarm vibes.
  • Owning the room: Confidence? Check. Respect? Double check.

This level of sass is majorly empowering. It’s giving, “I know my worth, and you’re not about to lowball me.”


The Full-Time Bitch: SIT DOWN, Sis

Now, if you’re in bitch-mode 24/7? That’s a whole other story. When you’re always ready to pop off, it’s less badass boss and more bad energy. Let’s break it down:

  • The vibe: Always pressed, always salty, always “ugh.”
  • The drama: Every little thing is a federal case.
  • The fallout: People avoid you like a chain email from 2004 (yeah, that bad).

Being this extra doesn’t just wear people out—it wears YOU out. And while you’re out here rolling your eyes and holding grudges, your skin’s like, “Bet, here’s some stress lines to go with that attitude.”


Keep It 100: Balance Is Key

So how do you stay fierce without turning into a full-blown villain? Simple: pick your moments.

  1. Chill or Kill: Not every sitch needs a vibe check. If it’s small potatoes, let it slide. Save your energy for the big stuff.
  2. Self-Check: Are you actually mad, or are you just hangry? Be real with yourself before you pop off.
  3. Say It, Then Zip It: Speak your truth, then let it go. Don’t be out here marinating in negativity like it’s your job.


Glow Up, Not Blow Up

The ultimate flex? Mixing a little sass with a lot of heart. When you’re confident AND kind, you’re unstoppable. People know not to mess with you, but they also know you’re a real one. That kind of energy doesn’t just keep the wrinkles away—it makes you shine brighter than a Sidekick screen in the dark.

So yeah, next time someone tries you, feel free to serve a hot plate of “not today, Satan.” Just don’t stay salty for too long. Wrinkles are forever, sis, but good vibes? That’s the real anti-aging secret.

Stay cute, stay savage, and stay YOU.


How to Text Like a TOTES PRO – Be the Master of the LINGO

Alright, bestie, if your text game isn’t on point, what are you even doing? Whether you’re DMing your crush, keeping the group chat alive, or clapping back at Karen, your texts need to scream iconic. This isn’t just about saying the right thing—it’s about saying it with style. And lucky for you, we’re about to unlock your inner texting goddess.

Step 1: Nail Your Vibe

Your vibe is everything, boo. Whether you’re going for chill, flirty, or full-on savage, your texting style sets the tone.

  • Flirty: Drop a little “omg lol you’re so funny ” or hit ‘em with a well-placed emoji. Pro tip: the winky face is your BFF.
  • Funny: Toss out a meme or hit the group chat with “Y’all ever notice how life’s just a giant LOL but make it sad?” Relatable humor = instant wins.
  • Chill: Keep it low-key, like “cool cool, sounds good ” or “lol nice.” You’re unbothered and loving it.

Step 2: Abbrevs, But Make It Effortless

We’re living in the abbrev era, and if you’re not on board, you’re missing out. Here’s your cheat sheet:

  • Classic Queens: LOL (duh), BRB (be right back), IDK (I don’t know), TTYL (talk to you later).
  • Modern Must-Haves: FOMO (fear of missing out), IYKYK (if you know, you know), TBF (to be fair), NGL (not gonna lie).
  • Your Faves’ Faves: TBH (to be honest), LMK (let me know), FTW (for the win).

Drop them into convos like a pro—no explanation needed.


Step 3: Master the Subtle Flex

Texting isn’t just about what you say—it’s about how you say it. Want to come off as effortlessly cool? Try this:

  • One-Word Replies: Say less. Literally. “K,” “bet,” or “yep” can do more than a paragraph if the vibe’s right.
  • The Strategic Typo: Sometimes, “omggg” or “woahhh” just hits harder than perfect spelling. Adds personality, ya know?
  • Text Delays: Don’t reply instantly. Let it sit for a minute or two (but not too long—you’re busy, not uninterested).

Step 4: End on a High Note

Your closing line is just as important as your opener. Don’t leave people hanging with a dry “bye.” Instead:

  • Flirty Exit: “Alright, ttyl, cutie .”
  • Friend Vibes: “Catch ya later, loser .”
  • Group Chat Energy: “Peace out, y’all, I’m off to live my best life .”


Text Like a Pro, Glow Like a Legend

Now that you’ve got the 411, it’s time to put this into practice. The group chat? You’re about to own it. That cute someone? They won’t know what hit ‘em. Texting isn’t just communication—it’s an art form, and honey, you’re the Picasso of the keyboard.

Keep slaying, keep texting, and remember: vibes are forever.


How to Style Your 2000s ‘It’ Bag

Okay, so we’re not going to lie—the bag is everything. It’s the accessory that makes the outfit, and in the 2000s, we were all about that statement piece. Whether it’s your Juicy Couture tote, the Louis Vuitton Speedy, or a Fendi Baguette, these bags are more than just a trend—they’re the trend.

So, if you’ve got one (or two, or maybe five) of these bags stashed in your closet, you’re basically set for life. But now the real question is: how do you style it in the most epic way possible? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. We’re about to show you how to rock these iconic bags like a true fashionista. Let’s get into it, shall we?


1. Juicy Couture – The Queen of Casual Cool

Listen up—if you don’t have a Juicy Couture bag, then what are you even doing? This is the bag you needed in the 2000s, and it’s still the bag to have. Whether it’s a rhinestone-studded tote or one of those velour mini bags, you know it’s gonna be cute and shiny.

How to Style It:

  • Casual Chic: Pair your Juicy bag with a simple fitted tee, a denim skirt, and those flared jeans we know you have hiding in your closet (don’t lie). Throw on some chunky flip-flops and an oversized pair of sunglasses, and you’re looking fresh.
  • Matching Tracksuit Vibes: Wanna go full-on Juicy? Rock a matching velour tracksuit and carry that bag like it’s your crown. The rhinestones pop, babe.
  • Pop of Color: A pink Juicy bag? Yes, please. Pair it with a white tank top and some distressed jeans for that chill but still so cool look. Don’t forget the lip gloss—gotta keep that shine going.

2. Louis Vuitton Speedy – The Timeless Classic

Okay, this one’s a no-brainer. The Louis Vuitton Speedy is forever. It's timeless, it’s iconic, and if you’re rocking one, you’re basically a walking legend. Everyone from Paris Hilton to your girl group had one (or wished they did). So, let’s break down how you make it work in 2000s style.

How to Style It:

  • Effortless Chic: A Louis Vuitton Speedy is made for a flowing midi dress and some cute sandals. This is “I woke up like this” fashion at its finest. A little minimalism goes a long way, trust.
  • Street Cool: Throw on a graphic tee and skinny jeans (you know the ones—we all had a pair). Add some Converse sneakers to complete the look, and bam, you’re the queen of casual luxury.
  • Monogram Madness: If you’re all about that LV life, grab a matching scarf or wallet. But remember, we’re going for subtle luxury here, not LV overload.

3. Fendi Baguette – For the Bold Fashionista

The Fendi Baguette? Honey, it’s the ultimate flex. If you’ve got one, you’ve got swagger. This bag’s been around forever, and it’s still got that same wow factor. Whether you're channeling Carrie Bradshaw or just wanna flex that Italian luxury, the Baguette is your new best friend.

How to Style It:

  • Night Out Glam: Take your Fendi Baguette and pair it with a little black dress (LBD, duh) and some strappy heels. The bag brings the glam, and you’re serving looks all night long.
  • Casual, But Make It Lux: For a daytime look, pair your Baguette with a simple fitted turtleneck and some high-waisted jeans. A pair of ankle boots will complete this effortless vibe. It’s low-key, but still so stylish.
  • Boho Luxe: We know, we know—you love a good boho moment. So take your Fendi and pair it with a flowy blouse, denim shorts, and gladiator sandals. Add a couple of chunky bracelets, and you’ve got the perfect mix of luxe and laid-back.


4. Coach – Classic Americana with an Edge

Coach has always been about that mix of classic and edgy, and the 2000s were no exception. The leather detailing, the iconic "C" logo—it’s so easy to wear and still gives off that “I know what’s up” vibe. It’s all about keeping it cute with a touch of badass.

How to Style It:

  • Preppy Perfection: If you’re feeling the preppy vibe, throw on a collared shirt, a pleated skirt, and ballet flats. Add your Coach bag, and boom—total prepster vibes. So Freshman Year Chic.
  • Street Cool: For a more street-style vibe, grab your Coach bag, throw on a hoodie, and pair it with cargo pants. Finish the look with chunky sneakers. You’re basically a fashion icon.
  • Leisure Luxe: Running errands? Coach has your back. Pair it with a sweatshirt, leggings, and some cute sneakers. It’s comfy but still looks super put together.


5. Prada Nylon – The Sporty Luxe

Okay, Prada and nylon—we’re talking sporty but so luxe. These bags are light, durable, and can take you from the gym to the streets in style. Seriously, who doesn’t want a bag that’s as ready for a workout as it is for a night out?

How to Style It:

  • Sporty Spice: Pair your Prada nylon bag with a cropped hoodie, cargo pants, and platform sneakers. Add some chunky gold jewelry, and you’re serving Spice Girl vibes, but make it fashion.
  • Chill Luxe: Throw on a white button-up shirt, black jeans, and some classic loafers. Add your Prada bag, and boom, you’ve got the perfect look for brunch, class, or basically anything where you want to look casual but insanely stylish.
  • Travel Mode: Traveling? Grab your Prada bag, toss on a simple jumpsuit, and finish the look with some oversized sunglasses. This is your flying in style look, no questions asked.


The “It Bag” Confidence Factor

The thing is, no matter which It bag you’ve got, it’s all about confidence. These bags aren’t just accessories—they’re a statement. When you walk into a room carrying your Juicy Couture, Louis Vuitton, or Prada, you’re not just holding a bag. You’re carrying a vibe. You’re carrying an attitude. You’re telling everyone, “Yeah, I know what’s cool. And I’m owning it.”

So whether you’re showing up at school, hitting the mall, or walking into a party, carry your bag with confidence. Trust us, when you’re rocking a 2000s “It” bag, you own the room.


Bag Essentials!!

Okay, babes, we know you’re all about looking cute, but let’s be real—your bag’s gotta be more than just a pretty accessory. It’s the place where you stash your entire world. From your lip gloss to your emergency snacks, your bag is basically your survival kit on-the-go. So, if you’re not already carrying these essentials, it’s time to get with the program. We're diving deep into the must-haves that every bag needs, so get ready to level up your purse game!


1. Lip Gloss (The Shiner, The Better)

First things first—your lips need to be looking cute, shiny, and kissable at all times. Lip gloss is literally your ride-or-die. It’s that essential that makes you feel like you’re living in a music video. It’s also the quickest way to get that “I woke up like this” vibe without even trying. The shinier, the better. And no matte nonsense, okay? We're all about that juicy, glossed-up look!

Must-Have Glosses:

  • Juicy Tubes by Lancôme: If you don’t have this, what are you even doing with your life? This stuff is fire.
  • Victoria’s Secret Lip Gloss: The fruity scents and sparkles are basically everything. Plus, it’s the perfect way to show off your sass.


2. Cell Phone (With the Coolest Ringtone)

You can’t leave the house without your cell. Your phone is life, babes. Whether you’re rockin’ a sidekick, a flip phone, or the latest Nokia, it’s gotta be with you. And let’s not forget—your ringtone has to be on point. You need something that makes a statement—like "Baby One More Time" or "Hot in Herre". Not only is it a vibe, but it makes you feel like you’re the star of your own movie.

Must-Have Phone Essentials:

  • Ringtones: Upgrade to something iconic. Everyone should know it’s you calling when that "Drop It Like It’s Hot" hits.
  • Phone Accessories: We’re talking bedazzled cases, phone charms, or those sparkly stickers. It’s all about the glam.

3. Tampons/Pads (You Know, For Emergencies)

Okay, no shame—sometimes life just happens, right? That’s why you ALWAYS need to keep a tampon or pad in your bag. There’s nothing worse than being unprepared when Mother Nature decides to pop by. So keep a backup stash in your bag so you never get caught off guard. Trust me, you’ll thank us later.

Must-Have Essentials:

  • Cute Pouch: Keep it in a cute little pouch so no one has to know what’s inside. We’re talking discreet and stylish.
  • Extra Stash: It’s always better to have too many than not enough. Stock up and be ready for anything.

4. Hair Ties (When Your Hair Needs to Be Done)

You never know when you’re going to need to throw your hair up into a ponytail. Hair ties are clutch for those moments when you’re feeling a little messy or when your hair is just not cooperating. Whether you’re pulling your hair back for class or after a hot mess day, always have a couple of hair ties in your bag.

Must-Have Essentials:

  • Neon or Bright Colors: Black hair ties are so basic. Get some neon, so they pop when you’re styling your hair.
  • The Right Elastic: Go for the ones that hold your hair tight. You don’t want to keep fixing it every 10 minutes.


5. Compact Mirror (For Quick Touch-Ups)

Don’t lie—you’ve had those moments when you look in the mirror and realize you need a quick touch-up, like RIGHT NOW. That’s where the compact mirror comes in. Whether you're checking your lip gloss or reapplying your eyeliner, this is your lifesaver. Plus, having a cute, shiny compact in your bag just makes you look ultra-prepared and fab.

Must-Have Essentials:

  • Bedazzled or Fun Designs: The more sparkly, the better. We’re talking rhinestones, glitter, or cute patterns. Anything to make you feel extra fab.
  • Double-Sided: If you want to level up, get one with a magnifying side. For all those detailed moments.

6. Mini Perfume (You Know, To Smell Like a Star)

Girl, you always need to smell good. Always. Carrying a mini perfume bottle means you're ready for whatever, whenever. Spritz some on when you feel like you need a little pick-me-up or want to remind people that you’re on fire. Think of it as your secret weapon—it’ll leave a trail of sweetness and confidence behind you.

Must-Have Essentials:

  • Body Spray: If you’re not into heavy perfumes, go for a light body spray. Something floral or fruity, and always fresh.
  • Signature Scent: Find your vibe and stick with it. Something that screams “you.”

  • 7. Gum or Mints (Because No One Wants Stinky Breath)

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING, is worse than having bad breath when you’re out and about. That’s why you need gum or mints, always. It’s your backup for when you forget to brush your teeth or when you're about to talk to your crush. You gotta have something minty fresh to keep it cute.

Must-Have Essentials:

  • Juicy Flavors: Go for something fun like watermelon, minty fresh, or bubblegum. Mints are cool, but gum just gives off cool girl energy.
  • Gum Dispenser: If you really wanna be retro, go for one of those candy dispensers. The ones
  •  with the clicker are total nostalgia.


8. Wallet (Where You Keep Your Money, Duh)

If you don’t have a wallet in your bag, then what are you even doing? Your wallet is like your sidekick—it's got all your essentials. Your cash, your ID, your debit/credit cards—everything you need to be an adult (even if you're not quite there yet). Your wallet needs to be cute and compact, but also totally functional. You’re not just carrying cash—you’re carrying style.

Must-Have Essentials:

  • Compact, But Spacious: You want it to fit in your bag, but you need room for your essentials. Don’t go for something too small—make sure you have space for all your stuff.
  • Cool Designs: Go for something sleek with a logo or some cute detailing. Your wallet should be as chic as your style.


9. Sunglasses (For That Celebrity Vibe)

You need sunglasses, babe. No question. Not only do they protect your eyes from the sun (duh), but they also give you instant celebrity vibes. Whether you're walking through the mall, hanging out with friends, or just being fabulous, throwing on a pair of sunnies is the easiest way to look 100% cool.

Must-Have Essentials:

  • Oversized Frames: Bigger is always better. Think Paris Hilton’s iconic sunglasses, the kind that make you look like a true star.
  • Fun Shapes: Round frames, cat eyes, anything that screams fabulous.


10. Snacks (Because You’re Always Hungry)

Last but not least, snacks are an absolute must. Sometimes you just need a little something to keep your energy up when you’re on the go. Granola bars, fruit snacks, or even a candy bar—it’s a total lifesaver for when you get hungry, but you’re too busy to stop and eat.

Must-Have Essentials:

  • Mini Snacks: Something quick and easy—granola bars, protein snacks, or fruit snacks.
  • Healthy-ish: Or at least, something that feels like it’s good for you. Maybe a fruit leather or a smoothie pouch.


There you have it—your bag is officially on point. With these essentials, you’re ready for whatever comes your way. Now go out there, slay the day, and let your bag do the talking! Keep it cute, keep it functional, and most importantly—keep it YOU.


What 2000’s Print Are You? QUIZZZ!

Okay, babes, it’s time to get real. The 2000s were ALL about making statements. From cheetah print to butterfly patterns, if you didn’t have at least one bold print in your wardrobe, were you even living your best life? Don’t sweat it—we’ve got your back with a quiz that’ll determine what 2000s print defines your vibe. Get ready for some throwback fun!


What’s Your Go-To Party Look?

A. I’m all about the glitz and glam, baby! Sparkles and sequins all day, every day.
B. I’m here for the comfy chic, maybe a cute hoodie and low-rise jeans.
C. I like to make a statement, something bold and in-your-face, like a patterned dress.
D. Just give me a classic, I’m keeping it simple but stylish with something sleek and minimal.


Pick a Movie to Watch for the Ultimate 2000s Vibe

A. Clueless — Totally iconic!
B. The Princess Diaries — Casual but totally royal.
C. Bring It On — I love a good cheer competition!
D. Mean Girls — You can’t sit with us... unless you’re in a chic little black dress.


Choose Your Ideal Accessory

A. A glittery headband or a chunky, sparkly bracelet.
B. A cute scarf or something comfy and laid-back.
C. Bold statement earrings that match my print, of course!
D. A classic belt with a nice buckle, keeping it simple but elegant.


What’s Your Dream Vibe for a Weekend Getaway?

A. Somewhere fancy with lots of photos and fun parties—gotta be glamorous!
B. A chill beach weekend, where I can rock some cute casual wear and look effortlessly fab.
C. A retro road trip, stopping at diners with a bold outfit to match.
D. A quiet, cozy weekend getaway where I can just relax and dress minimal but chic.


Which Celeb Would You Love to Trade Wardrobes With?

A. Paris Hilton, duh! She’s got the ultimate Y2K glam.
B. Avril Lavigne—she's got that casual, skater vibe down.
C. Britney Spears, 2000s style—I need those denim-on-denim looks!
D. Jennifer Aniston from Friends—chill, comfy, and classic.


What’s Your Ideal 2000s Fashion Statement?

A. Sparkles and metallics—I’m basically a walking disco ball.
B. Anything with a graphic design or logo—comfy but cute!
C. A bold print, like animal print or tie-dye—I want people to notice.
D. A simple, classic look that’s always polished.


Results!

Mostly A’s: Sparkle & Shine! 

Babe, you’re all about the glam. Whether it’s rhinestones, glitter, or metallic finishes, you live for that wow factor. The print that screams you? Metallics & Glitter! Think holographic, shimmering fabrics, and sequined skirts. You shine bright like a diamond, and we love that for you.

Mostly B’s: Casual Cool 

You’re laid-back but stylish, and you know how to keep it comfy while still looking like a total star. The print for you? Plaid & Graphics! Whether it’s plaid skirts or cool graphic tees, you’re rocking that grunge-meets-cool-girl aesthetic. Bonus points if it’s got a logo on it—hello, Abercrombie & Fitch vibes!

Mostly C’s: Bold & Out There! 

You’re not afraid to stand out, and that’s what we love about you. Bold patterns and prints are your thing—whether it's cheetah print, tie-dye, or anything that screams "look at me!" The print that speaks to you is Animal Prints & Bold Patterns! Get ready to show off your personality with these loud and proud styles.

Mostly D’s: Classic Chic 

You keep it cool, calm, and collected with a wardrobe that’s as timeless as your sense of style. Your go-to? Stripes & Neutrals! You like to keep it simple but always on point. Think classic patterns like stripes, plaid, and basic monochrome tones. You’ll always look effortlessly chic!

So, which print are you, babe? No matter what you got, just remember—you do you in whatever print makes you feel the most YOU.


The Rise of Pop Punk and Emo

Okay, so let’s talk about the 2000s for a sec. If you weren’t jamming out to Blink-182, Green Day, or My Chemical Romance, did you even have a soul? Seriously, these bands weren’t just about music—they were our lives. Pop-punk and emo totally changed the game, and not just on the charts but in the way we dressed, talked, and lived. This wasn’t just about angst—it was about the vibe, the fashion, and yes, the attitude.


Pop Punk & Emo: The Soundtrack to Our Teenage Years

Let’s be real. Pop punk and emo were basically the anthems for our generation. If you weren’t screaming “I’m sorry, I can’t be perfect” while listening to Simple Plan, or crying over MCR’s “Helena,” were you really living your best teenage life?

Blink-182 was EVERYWHERE. From “All the Small Things” to “What’s My Age Again?”—these guys made us want to jump on a skateboard, skip school, and prank-call our exes. They were the kings of fun, sarcastic vibes, and every music video was like a wild punk dream with a side of LOLs. They didn’t care about being serious—they just wanted to have fun, and it was contagious.

Then there was Green Day, dropping American Idiot, which was a whole new level of rebellious. With songs like “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” and “Wake Me Up When September Ends,” these guys were not only giving us some next-level music, but they were also making us question everything. Seriously, who’s the idiot now?

And who could forget My Chemical Romance? When Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge hit, the world flipped. From Gerard Way’s black hair to the dark, theatrical lyrics, MCR showed us that being sad was cool. They didn’t just write songs—they gave us a whole dark and twisted love story, and we loved it.


The Fashion: Emo and Pop Punk Vibes

Let’s be honest: pop-punk and emo bands didn’t just make music—they gave us the ultimate fashion inspo. From their flannels to their ripped jeans and band tees, they had a look that we were obsessed with. And we? We were ready to copy it all.

  • Blink-182: The boys from Blink had that skater boy vibe going HARD. We’re talking graphic tees, flannel shirts, backwards baseball caps, and skate shoes. It was like, "Yeah, I’m going to chill, but I’m also the coolest person in the room." If you were trying to look like you didn’t care, but secretly wanted everyone to think you did, Blink’s style was the move.

  • Green Day: These guys weren’t messing around. We’re talking leather jackets, distressed jeans, Converse sneakers, and graphic tees that looked like they’d been through a mosh pit. It was all about that punk, “don’t mess with me” vibe. And if you didn’t own at least one black shirt, were you even living in 2004?

  • My Chemical Romance: Emo fashion had one job—drama. And MCR delivered. If you weren’t rocking tight skinny jeans that were a little too low, bandanas, and spiked belts, you were basically a poser. MCR was like a dark fairy tale, and we all wanted to be part of the story. We’re talking black eyeliner, black nail polish, and a sea of studded accessories that said, “I’m deep, and you don’t get me, and that’s okay.”


Hair, Makeup, and Piercings: Getting The Look

It wasn’t just about what you wore. Pop punk and emo style were all about the details—and that meant hair, makeup, and a ton of piercings.

  • Hair: We all remember the emo fringe—that swooping, layered, completely covering your face hairstyle. It was like you could hide your deepest thoughts behind a pile of dark hair. But for the pop-punk crew, it was all about that messy, spiked-up hair, which, let’s face it, probably took half a bottle of gel to achieve. Bonus points if it was blonde, because let’s not forget that whole bleach blonde thing that dominated the scene.

  • Makeup: Emo makeup? Sooo easy. If you didn’t have thick black eyeliner smudged all over your eyes, did you even know what angst was? Pop-punk was a little more chill with the makeup—just enough to look like you didn’t try, but still tried a little, you know? Both groups were all about dark, smudgy eyes to make sure everyone knew you were either in love or over it.

  • Piercings: No true punk was complete without at least one piercing. If you didn’t have an eyebrow or lip ring, could you even call yourself a rebel? And of course, everyone was obsessed with studs, spikes, and those cute little nose rings, because they screamed “I’m into alternative fashion and don’t care what you think.”


Pop Punk vs. Emo: The Ultimate Showdown

Okay, so here's the deal: pop-punk and emo weren’t exactly the same. Like, one was all about being carefree and fun, while the other was about deep thoughts and emotional overload. But we still loved ‘em both. The question is: which side were you on? Were you the grungy, punk, “let’s have a party” kind of person or the melancholic, eyeliner-clad soul?

  • Pop Punk: You were the kid with a skateboard, blasting “All the Small Things” through your earbuds, living your best life, and probably laughing at a prank call. You wore band tees with jeans and Converse, and you were ALWAYS ready for a good time.

  • Emo: You were probably in your room, listening to “I’m Not Okay” on repeat, reading poetry, and thinking about life too much. You wore black everything—shirts, pants, shoes, and sometimes, your heart. You embraced being sad because it made you cool, and let’s face it, being angsty was a vibe.


The Emo & Pop Punk Legacy: Still Rocking

Fast forward to now, and we’re still rocking those pop-punk and emo vibes, whether we’re blasting MCR during a bad day or wearing that vintage Green Day tee with the sleeves rolled up. Emo and pop-punk might not be on every radio station anymore, but trust us—they’re not going anywhere. These bands made their mark, and their fashion, lyrics, and total rebellion are something we’ll carry with us forever. So, next time you hear a Blink song come on, know you’re not the only one secretly screaming the lyrics.

Pop-punk and emo weren’t just music genres—they were an entire lifestyle. And guess what? That’s the truth.


What's Your 2000s Style Era?

So, like, what’s your vibe? Are you rocking that punk attitude, a little preppy perfection, or living your best laid-back life? It’s time to figure out which 2000s fashion era is calling your name. Whether you were the emo kid, the skater queen, or the girly-girl with a knack for layering those cute accessories, we’re about to break it down.

Are you ready to take the quiz and find out which 2000s fashion era best represents your personality? Let’s go!


Quiz Time!!!

1. What’s your go-to outfit for a day out?

  • A) A band tee and leather jacket with converse
  • B) A cute, preppy polo and flare jeans with Ugg boots
  • C) A graphic tee with cargo pants and comfy sneakers

2. How would your friends describe your vibe?

  • A) Rebellious, independent, and cool
  • B) Polished, put-together, and fun
  • C) Chill, relaxed, and effortless

3. How do you accessorize?

  • A) Spiked necklaces, chokers, and chains
  • B) Hair accessories, scarves, and preppy pins
  • C) Simple bracelets, big sunglasses, and flip-flops

4. Your dream vacation involves…

  • A) An underground music festival or skateboarding trip to California.
  • B) A weekend getaway at a fancy beach resort with a spa day and yummy brunches.
  • C) A road trip to visit a bunch of friends and just relax by the beach.

5. What’s your go-to music?

  • A) Blink-182, Green Day, or My Chemical Romance
  • B) Destiny’s Child, Avril Lavigne, or Britney Spears
  • C) Jack Johnson, Jason Mraz, or John Mayer


Results:

  • Mostly A's: You’re a Punk Rock Star—Rebellious and bold, you definitely own the 2000s punk scene. Leather jackets, spiked hair, and a whole lotta attitude? Yep, you’re living the punk life. Keep rocking that edgy look, and never forget to turn up the volume when Blink-182 comes on!

  • Mostly B's: You’re Preppy Perfection—From polo shirts to those Ugg boots, you know how to keep it cute and polished. Whether it’s layering cute accessories or keeping it fresh with a nice plaid skirt, you were made for the preppy life. Keep serving those clean-cut vibes, and make sure you’re always on trend!

  • Mostly C's: You’re the Laid-Back Legend—Comfort is your BFF. You can pull off a relaxed look and still look cute without trying too hard. Whether it’s flip-flops or a comfy hoodie, you’ve mastered the chill vibe. Keep doing you, and make sure everyone knows it’s all about effortless style!

So, what's your 2000s style era? No matter where you land, just know one thing: the 2000s were all about embracing who you are and rocking it with confidence. Whether you’re a punk queen, a preppy princess, or the laid-back legend, remember: style is all about feeling good and being yourself.


Your 2000s Dream Bedroom

Alright, listen up, because we’re about to dive into the ultimate 2000s bedroom inspiration. We’re talking about creating that space where you can blast TRL, hang out with your BFFs, and totally vibe out to your favorite CDs. Whether you were all about that pop princess aesthetic or rocking that emo vibe, your room is the ultimate reflection of who you were in the 2000s. So, let’s break down how to transform your space into a totally iconic, 2000s-inspired hangout pad.


Step 1: Start with the Walls!

The walls are your canvas, so let’s kick things off with some major statement-making pieces. First up, posters. You gotta cover those walls with your fave celebs, pop stars, punk bands, or teen movie stars. You know you had that Justin Timberlake or Lindsay Lohan poster on your wall, don’t lie. And if you're really living that 2000s life, throw in a few neon-colored or glow-in-the-dark posters, because we all know the power of a neon pink or green poster on black light-reactive paper.

If you're into the emo vibe, you probably went for black or deep red walls with a few band posters from Green Day, My Chemical Romance, or The Used—don’t forget to add a few skull and rose prints.

Need a lil' sparkle? Go for glittery wallpaper or one of those wall decals that were everywhere in the early 2000s. You know, the ones that peeled off without leaving a mark—perfect for rearranging at 3 a.m. after a dramatic breakup with your crush.


Step 2: Bright Lights, Big Vibes

No 2000s bedroom was complete without fairy lights or neon lights. You couldn’t just throw up regular Christmas lights; no, you needed those color-changing or flickering lights that would totally transform your room into a dreamy, mood-setting wonderland. Drape them across your walls, hang them above your bedframe, or wrap them around your mirrors. Bonus points if they flash to the beat of your playlist.

And let’s not forget about lava lamps. Oh, you know you wanted one. They weren’t just lamps; they were the epitome of cool in the 2000s, giving your room that groovy, psychedelic vibe at night. Get a neon pink one if you're going for the pop aesthetic or a classic purple for that emo chic feel.


Step 3: The Furniture

Okay, you don’t need to spend big bucks to have the best furniture—you just need to know where to find the good stuff. Head to your local IKEA or Walmart and look for that signature 2000s style: sleek, minimalist, and super functional. Think metal bed frames, bean bag chairs, and clear plastic furniture. A clear acrylic desk? Absolutely. A plastic chair? You bet.

Now, if you were extra (and we love that for you), you probably had one of those daybeds with the canopy, draped with soft tulle curtains that created an ultra-cute little hideaway. Throw some fluffy pillows in pastel colors or with cute cartoon characters on them (we’re talking SpongeBob, Tweety Bird, or Hello Kitty).


Step 4: Color, Color, and More Color

The 2000s weren’t about being subtle. You want bright, you want bold, and you want to see all those neon hues splash across your room. If you were going for the pop star aesthetic, you probably went with a lot of pink, purple, and turquoise. Get a few vibrant rugs that match your overall vibe and throw pillows that scream your style.

Now, for those who lived the emo lifestyle, your room was probably full of darker shades like black, burgundy, and dark purple. You probably had a few damask patterns or even some gothic-style touches. For the ultimate effect, mix in a few red and black velvet accents to add some extra flair to your gothic dreamscape.


Step 5: Your Bed = Your Sanctuary

Your bed was where all the magic happened, whether you were binge-watching Friends reruns, writing in your Diary, or dreaming about your crush. Make sure your bed is super cozy with fluffy blankets and comforters that match your theme. For the pop princess, think pink and sparkly—fluffy comforters, sequins, and everything soft. You were all about those cute comforter sets with hearts, stars, and your favorite cartoon characters.

For the punk or emo squad, go for darker bedding—black satin, deep red velvet, and plush pillows with skulls or rock band logos. Bonus points if you have a bandana hanging from the bedframe or a bandana-print duvet cover.


Step 6: The Accessories You Totally Need

Let’s talk accessories because they’re EVERYTHING. First off, you absolutely had to have a Beanie Baby collection on your shelf, maybe even one or two of those limited edition ones. Next, throw in some cute desk accessories—think neon-colored pens, notepads with glittery edges, and pop culture–themed stickers.

If you were a skater girl, you probably had a skateboard propped up on the wall with all your cool stickers on it. Or maybe your walls had some vintage movie posters from Mean Girls, Clueless, or The OC. If you're into music, throw in a CD tower or your collection of Burnt CDs.

Add some scented candles in fruity scents like Strawberry or Vanilla—the kind that made your room smell like an aromatherapy boutique. Don’t forget the pillow pets, plush care bears, or any other stuffed animal that made your room extra cozy.


Step 7: Final Touches – Don’t Forget the Tech

Okay, this is where you get to feel super fancy. You had to have a boombox or a CD player—with a stack of CDs ready to go. Maybe you had a jukebox mini-fridge with some sodas on hand, or a digital camera to capture all your 2000s memories. You’re practically TikTok famous before it was even a thing.

And, we can't forget about the coolest part of your room—the computer desk. You probably had a desktop computer with Windows XP, complete with a colorful mouse and a neon-colored keyboard. Your MySpace was the envy of all your friends. You were online 24/7, posting away with your cute webcam pics and chatting on AIM.


There you have it! The ultimate guide to creating your 2000s dream bedroom. Whether you’re channeling your inner pop princess or embracing your punk rock roots, your room should reflect everything that made the 2000s the best decade ever. So go ahead, deck out your space with glow-in-the-dark stars, neon lights, and all the accessories you could ever dream of. After all, your bedroom is your personal sanctuary—so make it a place that screams 2000s chic. You do you, boo.


The Forgotten Stars!! The Celebrities Least Talked About

Let’s take a trip down memory lane and talk about those celebs that were once the hottest thing on TV, on our playlists, and in our favorite teen mags—but somehow, over time, they became forgotten stars. Yeah, we're talking about the celebrities who may not be dominating the headlines today, but in the 2000s? They were literally EVERYTHING. So, if you’re ready to reawaken your nostalgia and rediscover some of the most iconic yet underappreciated stars, this chapter is for you!


1. Amanda Bynes – The Girl Who Could Do It All

Okay, stop right there. Do you remember the queen of the early 2000s, Amanda Bynes? This girl was EVERYWHERE. From her own sketch comedy show The Amanda Show to her iconic roles in She's the Man and What a Girl Wants, she was the definition of versatility. Amanda could sing, act, and even dance. She was a regular on Nickelodeon, but let’s not forget about her big screen moments too.

But where is she now? Sadly, over time, Amanda Bynes disappeared from the spotlight, and people started forgetting about how funny and charismatic she was. It’s almost like she faded into the background, but let’s give her a big ol' shoutout for the endless laughs and iconic quotes like, “Hi, I’m Amanda Bynes!” Miss you, girl!


2. Keshia Chante – The Canadian Pop Queen

Before Drake, there was Keshia Chante, one of the most underrated pop stars of the 2000s. Keshia was serving some serious R&B vibes with hits like "Unpredictable" and "Doesn't Really Matter." She was making waves with her music, but somehow, the world never fully embraced her the way they should’ve. Not only was she a major star in Canada, but she also had that effortlessly cool vibe that felt fresh and sooo 2000s.

Keshia was even on the radar for acting, too, making guest appearances in shows like Degrassi (which, hello, she was basically a Canadian icon). These days, though, it seems like she doesn’t get the recognition she truly deserves. But, for those in the know, Keshia’s music was always on point.


3. Frankie Muniz – Malcolm in the Middle, but Still a Star

When we think about the 2000s, we can’t forget about Frankie Muniz, the guy who made us all laugh as Malcolm in the hit sitcom Malcolm in the Middle. The show was a huge hit, and Frankie was everywhere. Whether he was delivering the perfect sarcastic one-liner or playing the funny, awkward younger brother, Frankie was a total star.

But what happened to him? After his TV fame, Frankie transitioned to a career in race car driving (yeah, really), but he kind of fell out of the spotlight. His Malcolm days were seriously iconic, but now you almost never hear his name. We want that Malcolm comeback!


4. Hilary Duff – The Lizzie McGuire Star Who Deserved More

Let’s be real: Hilary Duff was one of the biggest stars of the 2000s. She ruled Disney with Lizzie McGuire, and then took over the music scene with hits like "So Yesterday" and "Come Clean." Hilary had that perfect mix of cute, quirky, and super talented.

But, as the years went on, she seemed to fade into the background while other Disney stars (ahem, Miley Cyrus) took center stage. Hilary, though, is an underrated queen. She’s been low-key slaying her career in recent years with the hit TV show Younger, but we can't help but wonder why she didn't become a bigger force in Hollywood. People still sleep on her—but not us!


5. Taryn Manning – From 8 Mile to Forgotten Fame

You probably remember Taryn Manning from 8 Mile, where she played the iconic role of Janeane, Eminem’s love interest. She was also a major part of Orange Is The New Black later on, but somehow, she never quite hit that same level of recognition that some of her co-stars did. Taryn was the epitome of the grungy, edgy, alternative style that was all the rage in the 2000s.

Before her roles in these TV shows and movies, she was a pop-punk princess, doing music with her band Boomkat. With her unique style and raw energy, it’s crazy to think that Taryn didn’t get more love and opportunities during her peak years. But her talent is undeniable, and we still love her 2000s moments.


6. Mena Suvari – The American Pie Girl Who Deserved More

American Pie and American Beauty launched Mena Suvari into the stratosphere of 2000s fame. Whether she was playing the unforgettable American Pie seductress or the innocent girl next door in American Beauty, Mena had that perfect mix of girl-next-door meets cool girl energy. She had the iconic roles that made her famous, but sadly, she didn’t hit the same heights that other actresses of the era did.

Mena's star was so bright in the late ‘90s and early 2000s, but by the time the mid-2000s rolled around, she faded from the spotlight. She should’ve been everywhere. It’s high time we give her the recognition she deserves!


7. Ashlee Simpson – The Sister Who Was Supposed to Be the Next Big Thing

Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson’s younger sister, came onto the scene with her own style and music in the early 2000s. She was an edgy pop-rock girl, and her album Autobiography was everywhere. Ashlee was literally a teen queen, and she became a tabloid staple—who could forget the infamous SNL lip-sync fiasco?

But despite her catchy hits like "Pieces of Me" and her iconic reality show, The Ashlee Simpson Show, she never quite hit the same level of fame as her sister Jessica. As the years went on, Ashlee’s spotlight started to dim, but she had a true 2000s moment that deserves to be remembered. So, here’s to Ashlee and her unforgettable vibe!

8. JoJo – The Voice We Can't Forget

If you weren’t jamming to JoJo’s “Leave (Get Out)” in the mid-2000s, what were you even doing? This girl was literally 17 and had one of the strongest voices of the era. JoJo’s debut album was pop perfection, and she was on her way to big things. But then, after a messy legal battle and label drama, JoJo kind of disappeared from the mainstream spotlight.

Don’t let that fool you, though—JoJo is still out here doing her thing. We’re talking major comeback energy with new music, but it’s crazy to think that she didn’t get the level of recognition she deserved back then. JoJo’s voice is and always will be legendary.


The 2000s were filled with stars that shined brightly for a moment but faded into the background as time went on. Some of them became a distant memory, others evolved into something else—but let’s take this time to remember and celebrate those forgotten stars. They helped shape the culture of the 2000s, and without them, our memories of that decade wouldn’t be the same. So, here’s to those celebs—let’s keep their names alive and show some love!


Song of the Day: "Sugar, We're Goin Down" by Fall Out Boy

Why the Lyrics SLAP:

The lyrics of "Sugar, We're Goin Down" are like an emotional rollercoaster wrapped up in a catchy, pop-punk anthem. The song’s mix of angst, love, and confusion was the perfect combo for anyone navigating the intense emotions of adolescence. The lines like “I’m just a notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a song” perfectly capture that feeling of being emotionally vulnerable yet strong enough to brush off the drama. It was all about messy relationships, unrequited love, and feeling misunderstood — classic 2000s teen themes!

Plus, with Patrick Stump’s iconic vocals carrying lines like “We’re going down, down in an earlier round,” it gets you pumped and ready to scream your heart out, even if you don’t quite know what the lyrics mean. It's that feeling of rebellious youth that makes it such a banger.

About Fall Out Boy:
Fall Out Boy was one of the most defining bands of the 2000s emo and pop-punk scene. Formed in 2001 in Wilmette, Illinois, the band was led by bassist Pete Wentz and frontman Patrick Stump, with guitarist Joe Trohman and drummer Andy Hurley rounding out the lineup. Their breakthrough came with "Sugar, We're Goin Down" from their 2005 album From Under the Cork Tree, which became one of the biggest hits of the emo-pop movement. Fall Out Boy’s blend of catchy hooks, emotional vulnerability, and punk energy resonated with teens everywhere. They helped shape the sound of the mid-2000s and created a blueprint for the emo culture that dominated radio and pop culture at the time.

When to Blast This Banger:

  • On your way to a party: The song is perfect for getting hyped before hitting the scene. Its catchy beat and angsty lyrics make it a vibe for getting into party mode or preparing to meet your crew. Blast it on your way to pregame and you’ll be in the perfect mood for whatever drama or fun the night holds.

  • Feeling super emo: Maybe you’ve just gone through a breakup, had a fight with a friend, or just feel like being dramatic about life for no reason. "Sugar, We're Goin Down" is a jam for when you need to vent those heavy feelings or just really need a cathartic moment. It's the perfect soundtrack for a car ride home after a chaotic day.

  • When you need to sing your heart out: Whether you're solo or in the car with friends, the song’s easy-to-remember chorus makes it the perfect track for belting out with total abandon. It’s a guaranteed moment of fun, and let’s face it — who doesn’t love screaming “I’m just a notch in your bedpost” like you’re on stage at an arena?

So, whether you're feeling rebellious, heartbroken, or just need to relive that 2000s pop-punk glory, "Sugar, We're Goin Down" is the perfect soundtrack for the mood. Now go ahead — scream it out loud, and let the world know that 2005 was the best year for emo anthems.


Keep the 2000s Vibes Alive!

And just like that, you’ve made it through another epic issue of SMACK! We hope you’re feeling totally inspired to bring back the best parts of the 2000s — from those iconic accessories, to your favorite jams, and everything in between. Whether you’re rocking a Juicy Couture track jacket, embracing the pop-punk aesthetic, or texting your crush with all the right lingo, remember: the 2000s were all about having fun, being yourself, and embracing the chaos.

The trends may change, but the energy? It never dies. Keep blasting those throwback bangers, keep styling those retro looks, and keep living like the true Y2K legend that you are. Whether you're vibing to "Sugar, We're Goin Down" or decking out your room with glow-in-the-dark stars, you’re living your best 2000s life, and that’s what matters.

Now, don’t forget to stay tuned for the next issue — we’ll be back with even more throwback goodness, more style inspo, and more iconic moments. Until then, stay fierce, stay fabulous, and, as always… SMACK that vibe! 


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