So wsg im gonna write abt my chubby or rather fat ass dog cus i feel like it
so my dog 13(f) is a somewhat crazy and engertic dog despite her old age she runs around my house when i enter and she brings me her bowl to instantly feed her because shes fat and dont get in the comments saying that i should get her on a diet she is on a diet and eats like 2 a day and always has water. when i got out with her i bring her ball and when i throw it like a base ball she somehow in gods power outspeeds the ball but then turns into a coughing storm after she does that its like okarun from dandadan then when we get home she gets her giant ass toy and magiclly apears on my bed like houdini now this toy is loud asf so when im trying to focus do my homework i sometimes just hear a loud ahh squeak from it but its alright then when my mum gets home she does another lap around the house and brings her bowl again to her even tho she ate like 30 mins pior and i have to explain that i gave her food so yeah that my stupid ass dog thanks for reading baiiii
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Tanuukirooki
Fat dogs that have speed are entities that disobey the universe, personally I think your dog might literally just be real okarun
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oml fr like she can run like usain bolt then just sleep half the day off the replenish energy
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