camping stories from thanksgiving camp

(written the second day i was there) TODAY AT THANKSGIVING CAMP WAS SO MUCH BETTER FROM YESTERDAY THE MORNING WAS COLD AND MISERABLE BUT AS THE DAY WENT ON IT GOT WARMER AND I HAD (kinda) FUN IN MY MERIT BADGE BUT ITS WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT WHICH MADE ME CALL IT A GOOD DAY. EVERYWHERE WE WALKED (our troop) WE SUNG CHRISTMAS CAROLS LIKE JINGLE BELLS, RUDOLPH, LAST CHRISTMAS, ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, ETC. OUR TROOP MEMBERS HELD HANDS AND SKIPPED TO THE OPENING FIRE SINGING THE SONGS AND ME AND JACE WERE SITTING NEXT TO EACH OTHER AND THIS ONE GUY KEPT LIKE ANNOUNCING WHO WAS DOING WHAT SKITS AND STUFF WE KEPT SAYING THAT WE LOVED HIM, WE WANTED HIM TO HAVE OUR BABY, AND JACE(cousin) MADE LIKE NAMES FOR ME, LUKE(friend), AND TJ(brother). TJ- BRO LUKE-POOKIE ME: SIGMA. WE SUNG SWEET CAROLINE WHILE HOLDING HANDS (the whole troop) AND WE WERE DOING LIKE A SING ALONG SONG WITH BRAINROT WORDS AND WE GOT A BUNCH OF OTHER SCOUTS AROUND US TO START CHANTING FEIN AND ADULTS KEPT LOOKING AT US WEIRD. THERE WAS A SKIT OF LIKE PEOPLE GETTING SOUP THAT WAS DIRTY AND THE GUY GIVING THEM SOUP SAID “THERES ONLY SO MUCH YOU CAN DO WITH THREE RIVERS” THEN AFTER LIKE 2 MORE PEOPLE CAME AND THAT PROCESS REPEATED HE SAID “THREE RIVERS COME HERE!!” AND THIS MAN CAME CRAWLING ONTO THE STAGE BARKING IN A TRASH BAG AND LICKING THE “PLATE” THEY SERVED THE SOUP ON AND HE STARTED DOING THE FREAKY TONGUE THING LIKE HELLO?? ME AND JACE KEPT LAUGHING AT LIKE EVERYTHING AND HE HAS A JOKE FOR EVERYTHING TOO HELLO??

(2 days later) TODAY ME, LUCY(bestfriend!!), JACE, AND LUKE WENT IN THE WOODS TO A SHACK THATS LIKE RUNDOWN AND NO LONGER IN USE AND JACE MADE UP A FAKE RELIGION AND CHANT IT WAS SO FUNNY WE WORSHIP THIS FELLA NAMED OGENA (oh-gee-nah) EVERY MONDAY AND WE SAY "shu shu shu naknu bemna bemna" (shu - shoe) (naknu - knock-nou) & (bemna- bem-nah) AND WE OFFER A LEAF, ROCK, AND A BLADE OF GRASS. OGENA IS A NATIVE AMERICAN FROM COLORADO AND THE LEADER OF HIS TRIBE WITH DEER ANTLERS AND THICK BLACK STRIPS FROM HIS EYES TO HIS JAWLINE. HIS FACE CAN BE SEEN IN THE WOODS, USUALLY PALE.

last day: THE STAFF PEOPLE WERE GIVING SCOUTS THE CODES TO THE STORAGE ROOM AT THE SHOWERHOUSE SO THEY COULD GET CLEANING SUPPLIES AND CLEAN LIKE THE BATHROOMS AND SHOWERS AND THE CODE GOT SPREAD AROUND AND APPARENTLY FROM DAY ONE THE BOYS HAVE BEEN GOING IN THERE AND WATCHING GIRLS SHOWER THROUGH THE AIRVENTS. THEY GOT CAUGHT TODAY WHEN A GIRL WAS SHOWERING, LOOKED UP AT ONE OF THE VENTS, AND SAW EYES AND SCREAMED, THEN A BYSTANDER OUTSIDE SAW A BOY RUN OUT OF THE STORAGE ROOM.LUCY HAD TO COVER THE VENT WITH A TRASHBAG TODAY IM TWEAKINNG I SHOWERED YESTERDAY AND I WASNT PAYING ATTENTION TO THE VENTS WHAT IF THEY WERE WATCHING ME DAWG