Characters in Saints Row that I find VERY ATTRACTIVE

Troy Bradshaw

Hands down my favorite character ever from the whole entire series, I don't care if he looks ridiculous in Saints Row 2 compared to 1, I am so down bad for him and I'm not even kidding. I don't think I've ever liked a character that is a cop so bad other than Mike from Bad Boys, but Troy out classes Mike. Sure, Troy was an undercover cop in the Saints, but even after the Saints fell apart, he tried to help them out in what ways he could after becoming police Chief. And god damn that accent. I'm a sucker for accents. And guys who smoke. Fictional guys who smoke, I don't think I'd be able to stand that in real life. The only thing I don't like is that his VA is a racist AH.

Dexter "Dex" Jackson

I want to start this off with... I ship Dex with Troy LOL. I mean just the way they argue and the way they look at each other...? I might be looking into it too much, but I'd love to be in a little polycule relationship with the both of them. Granted, it wouldn't really work out in the end, with Dex leaving for Ultor and everything. He's a very intelligent guy, though once again Saints Row 2 butchered the look of a character for me. If you showed me a picture of Saints Row 2 Dex before I played Saints Row 2, I would have no idea that it's the same guy from Saints Row 1. I really wonder what would've happened if Dex hadn't gone to Ultor. Would he have tried running the Saints himself?

Lin

How could you not like Lin? I really wish she lasted until Saints Row 2 or came back in Saints Row 4 but alas. They almost did add her in Saints Row 4 though. You can find the cut content on YT. Would've been amazing to have her as a homie. But yeah, Lin is a certified badass and is hot to boot. As she said herself, she's, "The best racer that ever came out of Chinatown". Although I find Donnie to be an okay character, his pining for Lin, and Lin's pining for Donnie is so cute.

Johnny Gat

Tanya Winters

I want to make it clear that I would not be able to stand Tanya in real life. But her dialogue is really funny and oh my god is she hot. It's pretty clear that she has the same VA as Meg from family guy, but I liked her voice before my friend pointed that out to me. I loved how she fucked around with the VKs and tried to mastermind everything, even if she failed in the end. I liked her miles better than Warren XD. I can't believe she made it into Saints Row 4 and Lin didn't, though.

Pierce Washington

The man, the legend, the loser, everyone give it up for Pieeeerce! I love this dude, especially because is he the one who is usually depicted vying for Playa's/Boss' attention. It's cute. Does that make me cruel? Maybe. I love that he's the musical guy, because I myself love music. I have no doubt that I would join in on singing with him if I was actually in the car with him instead of Playa. I don't know if any of you have looked at Pierce like I have, but dude has got some damn good pecs. It's too bad you can't see them in Saints Row 3 compared to Saints Row 2. I have to say, out of everyone in the Saints crew, Pierce has got the most style.

Shaundi

I met Shaundi through Saints Row 3 before Saints Row 2 and to be honest, I wasn't really interested in her then. All the other characters were more interesting to me; Kinzie, Viola, etc. It wasn't until Saints Row 4 that I saw another side to Shaundi. She has a hard exterior but she can be friendly with the player. It's also how I met her past self, and seeing the past version of her character got me to play Saints Row 1&2 (along with all the other references to 1&2 that 3 barely had compared to 4 :T). She is really hot, and while I wouldn't date her, I'd love to be her best friend, maybe even her fwb, lol.  The only thing I wish happened with her character is her proving to Playa that she can take care of her self when it comes to rival gangs and such. We are ALWAYS saving her and she never gets a chance to protect herself in the main narrative. She never gets to save the Playa's hide either. I know she is perfectly capable of helping out people like people have helped her out, JUST SHOW US!

Shogo Akuji

I'll be honest, he's such a whiny AH, but... I like that XD. He's the type of person that you could sit back and have fun with... as long as you ignore his insecurity issues. So cute. He is so cute, in all his airheadedness. He is a poser, a horrible leader, but he's so charismatic to me. I don't have much more to say about him, as he's not like, on the top of the list of people I like from this game series, but I like him so he had to go somewhere here with his handsomeness.

Mr. Sunshine

I'm pretty sure this dude would kill me if I looked at him wrong and that's hot af. I would let him make a voodoo doll of me. I am down bad for a man who is probably one of the least remembered antagonists in the Saints Row series, second to the leader of his gang. (The General really was lacking). 

Dane Vogel

This man, THIS MAN. I would let him be my sugar daddy. Like Lin, he was planned to be in the Saints Row 4 but got cut, though he does end up appearing in Gat Outta Hell and looks even more handsome there. He doesn't look that good in what they were going to use for Saints Row 4, but it might just have to do with how he never got added that they didn't spend the time polishing his look much more. His death in 2 was epic, despite how annoying the mission was. I probably died at least 5 times trying to get into his building with a helicopter that I could barely control. It was satisfying, after all that hard work. Yes, me wanting to kill him and loving him is not mutually exclusive.

Oleg

They did this man dirty in 4! Imagine how cool it would've been if you could of had Oleg as a homie in space! He could've jumped on enemy spaceships like he did the VTOLs in 3. Also, how could you do that to my girl Kinzie? They were obviously pining for each other, it's not even a Troy x Dex scenario. I bet money that the devs shipped Oleg and Kinzie together. Oleg is an extremely intelligent man but also a huge one, which makes him very attractive to me. I bet he would give the best hugs, though I doubt he'd like if I just came up to him and asked me, haha. Would love to get piggy back rides by him too!

Matt Miller

Matt Miller, I love him being this guy who is actually a loser who hides behind a keyboard. I would never think of someone like him running his own criminal empire, but he does. I wonder how he ended up becoming part of the syndicate? How did he meet Phillipe Loren and become business partners with him? Killbane is more of a public figure, so Phillipe would easily be able to contact him, but Matt Miller runs an underground hacker group.

I'm sure Matt and I would love to geek out about things we like together. Hell, I'd probably like that show he likes, the one Nyteblade is from? I wouldn't be as into it as him though. I would never call him Nyteblade, no matter how much he insisted XD. I'd probably just tease him relentlessly about stuff like that.

Kinzie Kenzington

Kinzie is an amazing character, I love her. If Saints Row didn't stray away from gangs, she still would fit into the series. She's awkward and delightfully snarky, which I like. I'm pretty sure if I did one thing wrong to her, she could easily ruin my entire life. That's hot. I love her with Oleg, they're cute. Overall, I just wish I could see her in a Saints Row 2 type setting, even though she originated from Saints Row 3. 

Phillipe Loren

Yet another gripe I have about Saints Row 3, another character killed far too early, Phillipe Loren. Dude who killed Playa's best friend was killed rather quickly, and it wasn't even directly by Playa, if I remember correctly. It was just a really good coincidence that Phillipe got squashed. Most anti-climactic way to get rid of one villain to make way for Killbane! I think it would've been more interesting if we saw the internal conflict of Killbane wanting to be the leader of the Syndicate over Loren, even though something like that already happened in Saints Row 1. Anyways, Phillipe is a totally a silver fox. I would be on my knees for this man. Also he smokes too! One more point for him!

Zinyak

He's a smug, snide, giant, controlling alien with a sexy british accent. That's all.