i hath arrived !! ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)✨ (also some hear me outs)

hello !! 

welcome to my blog everyone ( ꈍ◡ꈍ) 

i'm a bit nervous since its my first post on here (public one anyways i been screaming into the void tryna figure out how to change the blog layout to look like the profile without it breaking a lil) (i really hope this post looks alright or im gonna cry)

so, i thought for my first post, the best way for you to get to know me a little is through my hear me outs !! i've been seeing this trend on tiktok with the cakes and really wanted to try it (without the cakes of course i suck at baking and i'm too broke to buy one:DD) i decided to narrow them down to five cuz why not ( ɔ '́ '̯̀ )ɔ

because obviously the best way to get to know someone for the first time is through her questionable tastes in fictional characters that get worse as we go on. 

anywho i'll start now ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ

i'm going to start off a little tame with my favourite lego sexyman:

KAI SMITH !!

i'm gonna be honest with you, he wasn't really my favourite ninja as a kid (i was a loyal cole girl for ages). but now as an adult (somewhat :0) he has really grown on me !! its funny cuz as a kid i had such beef with him for some reason lmao. it had been last summer when i started rewatching ninjago again cuz i saw the whole thing was on netflix and was like omg i remember that show !! my home had cable occasionally as a kid (idk why sometimes we had it and sometimes we didn't) and i would sometimes see random episodes on cartoon network. i had no idea what the actual plot was other then it was a bunch of colourful ninjas running about making one liners and fighting stuff. but everytime kai came on screen it was on sight ( ◡̀_◡́)▬▬█

i wish i knew what was going on inside little me's head but i really hated him dakjvhbvsf

but watching it again he really grew on me, omg ESECIALLY DURING DRAGONS RISING!! like idk what they did but the way his character has been hitting lately its just so !! (*ฅ́ ˘ฅ̀*)♡

like he's turned into such a himbo and i love it but like he's still firey and hotheaded from before but like hes somehow level headed IDK HOW TO DESCRIBE IT BUT ITS JUST SO CHEFS KISS UGHHHHH

continuing on with ninjago, our next character is ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ

LORD RAS !!

yes. an evil anthropomorphic lego tiger man. is his morals highly questionable? very much so.

ITS HIS VOICE I SWEAR-

like idk what it issssss like (◡ ‿ ◡ .) if the shoe fits innit ;D

moving on we have ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ

CLOSET !!

yeah the robot guy from barbie life in the dreamhouse (is this perhaps a little niche??) 

next we got ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ

THE MANNEQUIN GUY ON TIKTOK !!

i have no explanation for this other than it's hot pls look it up and you'll understand ( ꈍ◡ꈍ)

finally ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ

CAPTAIN BARNACLES !!

WE LOVE POLAR BEARS IN POWERRRR !!

5 year old me was rlly onto smth cuz i used to wake up in the morning just to see this bear's face on cbeebies while i ate breakfast. i would love to say more on these but unfortunately digital footprint ( ≖ x ≖ )

some honourable mentions~

firstly, not gojo (even tho he's hot) but specifically that one scene in jjk 0 where hes boxing up that one guy. like it wasnt even gojo i was focused on but like the fighting yk. something about the way mappa animated them punches hand me locked in at the cinema. my friend who was with me that day told me that she tried to get my attention so we could fangirl together but i didnt even notice like i was busy gripping my seat eyes glued to the screen dsjfnsdofi. it was such a good scene man.

secondly, handy manny ᕙ(  •̀ ᗜ •́  )ᕗ we love a working mannnnn like he so dedicated to his job of fixing stuffffff and the grannies love him and he is beloved by everyone in his neighbourhood. like if there's a problem? "oop we better call manny?" LIKE ITS GIVING RELIABLEEEE? husband material fr (˵ ¬ᴗ¬˵)

lastly, we got andy from andy's adventures (‘’❛ ؂ - „)❀ this one might be a little niche for those who didnt grow up with british tv but he was acc so fine like sjfbvhwibwrvibsvh after school i would be LOCKED INNNNN like go off sir go in ur little time machine n get some random artefect missing from your museum job that you accidentally broke. we love a guy that can correct his wrongs ( ◡̀_◡́)ᕤ

anywho i hope this was at least a little entertaining for you i've never written a blog before ദ്ദി ꒦ິ꒳꒦ິ )✧

but yah hit like and subscibe or whatever the spacehey equivalent is here and i'll hopefully see you next time ( ๑‾̀◡‾́)✨