i fuckin love being a hater

i basically have no filter when i text or talk and i love speaking my mind (even tho most of the time i should really just shut the fuck up).

so im gonna talk about a lot of things i just hate with my heart and soul. <3

x- starting with the first thing that comes to mind: men.
MOST men before any dick owner starts crying. nothing more needs to be said to this obviously.

x- lame take but i fucking hate spiders. fun fact: i got less scared of them since i take adhd meds (??)

x- another thing that makes me wanna set a baby on fire is when i read a book and i dont have a marker in the same color of the book cover. it needs to match. it. needs. to. match.

x- since im having this trouble right now: typing with long fucking nails. i look like a stupid fucking cunt typing with those bad boys.

x- i fucking DESPISE people who chat otp (loudly) while sitting in a bus or train or restaurant or WHATEVER. JUST DO IT AT HOME U STUPID FUCK.
(im the exception of course, ill do whatever i want. <3)

x- kids.

x- humans who find body hair disgusting. like, are u completely brain dead? no other comment.

x- people who have to drink at a normal hangout. i get it, i have a little alc problem as well but bro, when im chillin w u i wanna have a sober conversation and i dont wanna collect memories u cant even remember a day later.

x- bjs. i dont really know how to explain that so that it makes sense but its just so humiliating (but not in the nice way). idc if it makes sense, fuck you.

x- people who only care bout looks. love yourself, be obsessed with yourself but dont be a little bitter cunt who puts others down for the way theyre born or for the things they like. you dont have to fit in. for what? customise ur character all your life and if u dont feel like it thats chill too but just let others live their life, damn.

x- my dad (rip asshole)

x- blue eyes. i dont know but every time someone has blue eyes i get an uneasy feeling. people with blue eyes r worse than gingers. (jk i love gingers. (not ed sheeran tho. idk he weird.))

x- emos. yall r mad annoying. i can say that, i used to be one too. just stfu and get help. u look cool tho ill give u that.

x- people who get off on expensive things. real small dick energy. idc if that drink costs u as much as i make a month. its embarrassing. no matter how rich i am u wont see me in fancy areas. id feel to awkward anyway and im glad i dont see worth in worthless shit like that.

x- we are getting to deep right now so ill throw in a silly thing i hate. being thirsty. okay no one likes being thirsty but i become the nastiest bitch u can imagine. for other people its like "oh i was just mean cuz i was hungry" nah for me its being thirsty. dont talk to me. dont look at me. nothing. i WILL get overwhelmed and start an argument.

x- i hate maggots. like i will cry and have a whole ass breakdown when i see them. long story.

x- i hate men deodorant

x- i wanna scream and cry when i write into my cute little journal and my hand starts to hurt. i think i just write too aggressive but yea its really fucking annoying.

x- when a cat sniffs my hand but doesnt let me pet it. ill eat u.

x- people who just pet dogs without asking the owner and without letting them sniff first. can u think? use ur fucking brain.. or at least dont be mad when some rando comes over and touches ur face. its nasty isnt it?

x- hamsters. okay, i dont think i hate them but something about them makes me angry. especially their tapioka eyes. ew.

x- my posture.

x- the need to pee. pissing is pissing me off so much i cant even put it into words. 

x- having a need for anything. i hate it. i dont wanna feel the need to smoke, drink, do anything. i dont wanna crave. craving is exhausting.

x- i hate eating. idk how to explain it and its perhaps just the ed speaking but food used to be an unhealthy coping mechanism and now the spark is just gone. even back then i hated it but it was too burned into my routine. eating is tiring, too much work and really fucking boring. nothing tastes good anyway and if it does taste good im full after a few bites anyway so it isnt worth it to me.

x- i lowk hate water thats not sparkling (sue me bitch)

x- people who laugh about you and then say u got no humor just cuz u dont wanna put urself down lol.

x- music on spacehey profiles. youre so fucking annoying. also those fuckers with the jumpscares.

x- and i hate continuing this blog so ill end it here. ill def list things i love next time thehe.

xoxo