An about me that i totally didnt steal from someone

[--General Information - -]

* Starting Time:: 11:03 am

* Name:: Dr cowboy ;3

* Nicknames:: 

* Colour of Eyes:: shit brown <3

* Hair Colour::  

* Shoe Size:: why do u wanna know abt my feet ?? 

* Brothers/ Sisters:: 1 gross older brother 

* Single or Taken?:: im single ladies (AND GENTLEMEN OFC) 

* Zodiac sign:: libruh 

* colour:: tan bc i spend to much time pondering around the ranch

* Height:: 6'7 w a bugatti and a mansion (im 5'3)

* Braces?:: no but sometimes people see my smiley and mistake it for braces

* Current residence:: ranch in the middle of texas (sydney)

[--Do You Prefer--]

* Chocolate or vanilla?:: chocolate and vanilla swirl ;)

* Hugs or kisses?:: hugth and kitheth

* Scary movies or comedies:: comedic horror

[--Things That Come To Mind--]

* School:: grossness

* House:: HOUSE MD???? DOCTOR GREGORY HOUSE??

* Best friends:: apple jack

* Fave Song?:: changes everyday 

[--In The Past 24 Hours, Have You?--]

* Watched a movie?:: NO but i've just finished a series

* Talked on the phone:: nope

* Cried:: real men shed a single tear 

* Gone to the bathroom?:: why do u wanna know abt my pee... (yes)

* Watched TV:: does my laptop count?? 

* looked in the mirror:: yes bc im sexy

* taken a shower:: always #hygiene 

* Listened to music?:: listening to it rn

* Hugged / kissed some1?:: I WISH BRO

[--Do You Believe In--]

* Heaven?:: yes

* Hell?:: yes

* Aliens?:: i am an alien

* Love:: yes bc im a hopeless romantic

* Magic:: tricks? yes 

[--Some Random Stuff--]

* Are you listening to music now?:: listening to sonne by rammstein rn teehee

* What colour pants r u wearing?(if any :P):: heavily starched and faded cowboy jeans 

* What's the best thing since sliced bread?:: that one nice cube stress ball

* Who Is your crush?:: my boss...

[--Favourites--]

* Flower:: dead snapdragons

[--More Random Questions--]: 

* Body piercing?:: smiley and my lobes

* How much do you love your job-scale of 1 to 10?:: 5 but it would be a 8 IF IT WASNT SCALDING HOT ALL THE TIME

* Birthplace:: hopital bed

* Favourite vacation spot?:: mens minds

* Ever been to Africa?:: nope

* Stolen any traffic signs?:: ive stolen a circus ad

* Ever been in a car accident?:: horses only on this ranch

* Croutons or Bacon bits?:: CROUTONS

* 2 Door or 4 Door car?:: hors

* Salad Dressing?: that italian shit idk

* Favourite Pie?:: berry pie (specifically baked by dolly parton)

* Favourite Number?: 7 bc 789

* Favourite Movie?: either near dark or brokeback

* Favourite Colour?: rainbows (get it bc im queer haha)

* Favourite day of the week?: used to be saturday but i started working more on saturdays...

* Favourite brand of body soap? real men lick themselves clean 

* Favourite show?: HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE HOUSE

* Most recently read book?: dantes inferno i think

* Favorite Smell?: women

* What do you do to relax?: a nice coldddd cigarette 

* Message to your friends reading this:: pls talk to me im so lonely

* How do you see yourself in 10 years?: eating copious amounts of hash browns while i hold my lover at gunpoint to make more

* What do you do when you are bored?: cry about existence 

[-- Have You Ever - -]

* Faked being sick to miss school:: perhaps perhaps

* Put a body part on fire for amusement:: i like playing w hot glue??

* Thrown someone in the bonfire:: my ex

* Been hurt emotionally:: sigh yes

* Cried during a movie:: no... (yes)

* Ever thought an animated character was hot:: VIKTOR FROM ARCANE GOOD LORD I NEED THAT MAN

* Been sarcastic?:: idk have i?

[--Favourites--]

* summer/winter:: autumn I MEAN FALL BC IM A REAL AMERICAN

* drink:: yummy yummy beer jk i crave creaming soda daily

* ice cream:: golden gaytime

* subject:: engineering

* animal:: brds

* Day or night?:: night bc sexy vampires

* Letter:: B bc balls

* Happy or Sad:: happy happy happyyy 

[-- In The Last 24 Hours --]

* cried:: perhaps

* met someone new:: nope

* cleaned your room:: nuh uh 

* Drove a car:: horseyyy

* Been pissed off:: yes bc yes

[--Friends and Life--]

* Do you have a soul mate?:: i like to hope so

* Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend:: not anymore bc CUNT CHEATED ON ME

* Who have u known the longest of your friends:: my childhood bsf since i was born hehe

*When do u cry the most:: when im alone

* The worst feeling in the world?:: not being able to eat a banana split

[--For everyone to fill inn --]

* Silver or gold:: i wear silver but i probably look better w gold

* Sunset or sunrise:: sunset bc then i can sleep after 

* Have you ever broken/sprained anything:: only my heart </3

* Rain, sun or snow?:: sun and rain bc rainbows

* How is the weather?:: stormy

*Do u like cookies?:: i like the chocolate filled cadbury ones