View Askew Movies RANKED!!! (My opinion lmao)

I've already sorta ranked these movies on Letterboxd and I will not be GOING in depth on why, cause I don't wanna. But starting off

1. Dogma (1999) what'd you expect? Really? Gay angels played by Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, two stoners prophets, the last scion is an abortion clinic worker, God's a woman? Enough said.

2. Mallrats (1995) personally, Clerks and Mallrats switch between eachother but I just love Mallrats more than Clerks, LMAO. Jason Lee I love you❤️ and T.S is literally ME!

3. Clerks (1994) a classic ofc, the second view askew movie I watched actually, the first was Mallrats as per my dad's request. Anyways. Charming yes, good ol Dante and Randal. 

4. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) stupid and my dirty pleasure, also BANKY ANS HOOPER COME BACK!!! Holden's there ... ig .. BOB AND JAY!! HELL YEAH!! just a goofy ahh movie and I love it shut up.

5. Clerks III (2022) I sobbed enough said

6. Chasing Amy (1997) Elisa is a politically aligned lesbian for her career but is actually a pansexual (comes out in the comics officially) enough said. Takes a bit to get used to, but has become my dirty pleasure. I love Banky and Hooper sm.

7. The Flying Car (2002) What would you do for the flying car?

8. Clerks II (2006) HOW THEY RUINED MY BOY RANDAL 😭😭😭😭 made me tear up still.

9. Jay And Silent Bob Reboot (2019) Need to rewatch but it was silly.

10. Jay and Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie (2013) DIRTY PLEASURE MOVIE NEW GROUNDS ANIMATION I LOVE IT I CANT LIE PEAK KENO

11. 4:30 Movie (2024) Idk if it counts just not my favorite go back to gay middle aged men Kev, still made me giggle and chuckle.

I forgot to include the Clerks Animated Series just know I adore and love it am 

Also incase you're wondering viewaskew verse timeline.

Mallrats ~ Takes place day before Clerks

Clerks

(There's some small comics in-between here about Clerks)

Chasing Amy

Chasing Dogma (Comic)

Dogma

Clerks Animated

The Flying Car

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back

Clerks II

Jay And Silent Bob's Super Groovy Cartoon Movie (Might not be canon tbh but shh)

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot

(Some Quick stops issues)

Clerks III

(Some Quickstops issues again)

4:30 movie would take place before all of it tbh but eh. I don't care much bout it, but Kevin AGAIN! is talking about Mallrats II, Twlight of the Mallrats and Dogma II with the rights finally owned back by Kevin! Yay! Fuck you Harvey Winestein!!! Die of cancer faster bro tf!!! And with Dogma II Ben and Matt would come back to reprise their roles. Rubs my hands evily in old man gay angel yaoi