JUNO EATS CRAB AND GETS HIGH???? | 11/25/24

i've been thinking about this for a very long while [10 minutes] and i have finally decided i really reallly wanna start blogging. So im gonna do that Right now.

i don't know if i'll be doing this daily because my life is actually really boring and nothing ever happens in it but i think blogging could be interesting. and it makes me feel so internet famous! pls follow me!!!

also it's 7 in the morning and i still haven't slept so i'm just gonna blog about yesterday LOL.

so yesterday was pretty cool. i actually went to bed at a decent time for once just the night before, so i could wake up early to go to the store.... however i ended up squandering my chances at getting a good sleep schedule by taking a nap at 2 pm and sleeping until 9 pm. it was very upsetting. damn good nap though.

the problem with it was that i woke up with the nastiest headache and my family was already eating supper [or "DINNER" for the uncultured] so i had to wander into the room half-awake and in agony while everyone was eating the crab legs we bought earlier in the day... without ME. THE NUMBER ONE SEAFOOD EATER IN THE HOUSE. but i was early so yk i didn't really miss much, and on the bright side i didn't have a sore throat like i thought i did like 10 hours before these Events. it was good crab tho, solid 8/10. could've been a little less fishy.

the previously mentioned trip to the store was good too, i got some sushi and greek yogurt. also at the checkout i saw a magazine for "sexiest man in the world" and the dude on the cover was alright i guess, so i was like 'thats not the sexiest man.' and my mom said 'yea the real sexiest man is TOM HARDY.'. and i said no, so she asked me who i thought it was. my first thought was will wood because i assumed fictional characters wouldn't count, and also will wood's like one of the very few non-fictional men i find attractive at all for some reason. so i said 'haha i think that it would be..... my favorite music artist......'

now for context, my mom's been trying to get me to tell her who my favorite musician is for a little while now but i just don't have the balls to tell her it's will wood because I HAVE A CHRONIC FEAR OF BEING JUDGED. AND I FEEL LIKE SHE'LL JUDGE ME FOR MY MUSIC TASTE. but i think i've dropped too many hints on who my 'favorite musician' is before so she said she was gonnA "TRY TO FIND OUT WHO IT IS HERSELF SO SHE CAN SEE IF HE'S HOT OR NOT"????// OH MY GOD I'M SO SCREWED!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUCKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

on the way home i just sat in the car thinking about what she said the whole time, wondering what it could possibly entail until i got home. and then i laid around in bed obsessing over it before deciding "this is fucking stupid" and went on my puter to draw instead. and then i forgot about the whole thing, ate some sushi, drank some kind of weird pulpy fruit juice, worried about having a sore throat [worst fear], and went to sleep. awesome!

WAIT I FORGOT THE MOST INTERESTING PART OF THE DAY TOO OH MY GOD WAIT

PLAY OF THE DAY ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[working title]

so after we all finished eating our crab we had a little family yap session and somehow got on the topic of smoking weed... and my dad's weird thc vapes he just leaves on the counter whenever he feels like it. he said something like 'o man juno i;m surprised you havent tried hitting one already since yk you're like a weird little teenager and all'... but i have to confess. i had sorta tried one before this, but also not really. i kind of just put my lips on the. mouthpiece thing of the vape that i forgot the name of and SUcked on it for like half a second before actually tasting it and chickening out.

i explained that to my dad and he was like 'lol ok you can try one if you want tho i smoked when i was like 15' and my mom agreed?????? and he just casually whipped out a vape he had in his pocket and held it out for me???!?!????!!!!?!?/

i held it gently in my hands and was like 'ok i guess if you're sure' but i got too embarrassed to do it in front of them so i just hid in the bathroom and had an ACTUAL HIT. it tasted really bad and made my throat itchy. the smoke looked cool but i think i held it in too long and coughed a bunch and that was Also embarrassing. but then i got nervous and was like 'wait guys what if i get addicted from this. what if i get HIGH.' and my mom was jus like 'ur not gonna get addicted dw. lol you might get kinda high tho cuz they're a little #Potent but you'll be fine hah a'.

then i just played uno with them and prepared myself for the worst... but all it really did was make me feel kinda half asleep for a couple of hours. and then i couldn't stop watching vinesauce. thank you vinesauce vinny. i think you are very handosme

Ok that's the end. did you like my first real blog post. i hope you enjoyef all of my weirdly structured yapping. i'm gonna go take a piss goodnight

Published by EVIL JONKLER

JUNO EATS CRAB AND GETS HIGH???? | 11/25/24

PLAY OF THE DAY ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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