Legend of zelda crackship nonsense

been playing hyrule warriors and the hero x viliain x viliain brainrot has gotten to me 

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“My calculations inform me that we are at an 80% advantage compared to our enemies, Keep up the fight Master Link” Fi’s voice spoke in that robotic flowy manner, matching her graceful moves on the battlefield as she aided in the battle of saving Hyrule once more.  Proxi would boast in excitement from Link’s side. Focused on slashing through the Bokoblins and their captains, On her way to meet up with Link back at their allied base. The red glow of a familiar evil would gleam behind Fi, the Darknut slicing Fi down to the ground. Lucky enough that her physical form’s wounds weren’t the same as another’s, an annoying chuckle would follow the minions' attacks. “Has the little bird fallen” Zant would hop and skip over to Fi, dancing back and forth as his sleeves and their tassels swayed. Fi would go to stand her ground before Zant cuffed her face. “You are almost as cute as the little queen did you know” He’d lift himself on one of his pillars,his hands lingering for as long as they could against Fi’s cold skin. The darknut standing as if it had no soul behind the armor at the moment, Zant would teeter himself back and forth attempting to drop it down on top of Fi but she would quickly boost herself out with a flash of triforce light left behind where her feet had kicked off the air. Her form took that of a blade for a moment as she charged up her attacks. “Usurper King..your efforts have nothing on this young hero” She’d spin around,her feet acting as a blade as she shot herself back at Zant only to be met with a wall of black and white diamonds stopping her. Catching herself and backflipping off the wall,her feet often wouldn’t meet anything but the light she was herself;she knew this magic well. She’d turn around catching Ghirahim's sword in that light, the darknut returning to it’s life like form it would swing at her unguarded side and tousle her down to the ground. fading from such quick rapid attacks, she was overwhelmed. Heavy pants, if it weren’t for her making she’d need worry about bleeding to death,She’d struggle to get up; being hit over and over by Ghirahim. Zant furrowed his brow at such an over display of power as if he was not as flashy himself alas he did not intervene,watching as Ghirahim enjoyed every slash and kick he sent out. He’d go to plunge his sword into the blue nuisance when a different light would break the sword summoned in his hand, holding his hand back in pain from the attack. Link would dash in quickly,sliding down on the ground and guarding Fi with his body as Zelda stood tall with her bow of light drawn. Aimed at the enemies,Impa and Ruto would follow suit. Outnumbering  the enemies quicker rather than later, Ghirahim would step back behind Zant’s side. “Insolent fools” He’d huff out,Zant would pull pillars back up out of the ground. Ghirahim placing a hand on his shoulder as a sign to pull back, Zant would look back at the numbers against him and Linger on Fi’s beaten body before the both of them disappeared from the battlefield; leaving the spirit of the sword and her allies a moment though not long to gather themselves before continuing through the waves of smaller enemies. “We found Agatha and sent her and Midna to retreat back behind lines till further notice but if they’re planning on jumping us like this” Impa would ponder as Ruto healed Fi’s wounds. “We need to move before they start taking over the outposts again” Ruto would comment as her hands waved over what were invisible wounds on someone like Fi. “We’ll head for the southeast keep and meet with the majority of soldiers and help them disperse accordingly. Fi” Zelda spoke with her regal and near posh voice. “You’re a major key to us winning this, please fall back and keep yourself safe until further notice. We can carry it from here” Fi would feel a slight tinge inside her near robotic system, her core being made to serve the hero and having never failed; this felt wrong. She’d take her leave regardless of her standing on the matter,unable and unwilling to disobey one of three triforce holders.

fi after all that getting sent away like link didn't ask to be rescued 8 times before this.