Things happen, right?

Man... I almost died in the middle of the night. I was sleeping peacefully and out of nowhere I felt a strange pressure in my chest. I assumed it was my pets (cats). I opened my eyes and there was absolutely nothing. My mind just assumed it was muscle pain so I went back to sleep. After about 5 minutes I woke up and it turned out that I had hyperventilated while sleeping. I sat up in my bed to try to catch my breath and I swear I had never stained a sheet so much with drool.

I shouldn't laugh, but when I finally caught my breath my sister was standing in front of my face looking at me like: "this crazy guy drowned himself."