AWESOME confessions

• Meow meow meow

• I LOVE KITTIES THEYRE SO CUTE!!!!

• Accidently drank my piss once

(was it good?/j)

• Hi

hi!!!1!!

• i accidently ran over a family 4 four on a empty road. im still traumatized and probably am going to be for life.

• a bunch of my mutuals kind of hate one of my friends who left the site <\3

im jealous of my friend cuz he had a sus dream of me which is gay but all my dirty dreams r like lame shit that r gayer than that bro like i had 1 where i was a thick asian lady stripper n the dude was an old ass man like what bro id rather see my other self or a friend than this bs

• I ... am Steve

• Toilet paper is 4 QUUETRSSS us real man use our hands

ok im lazy i will stop putting different colors. all the confessions will b ugly orange.

• UR SO SKIBIDI SIGMA TY FOR EXISTING!!!!!

• i fucked in a porta potty 3 tiems

• can we honestly e date? you’re so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person… I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that i’ll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I don’t think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. L

• POST THESE IN BULLETINZ

• when i was younger i made a gmail account rping as my friend's fictional crush and i even "invited him" to our vid calls and i accidentally turned my camera on but i just said he hacked me and so she believed it and got scared that he'd hack her too and she started hallucinating him in the corner of her room at night and she ended up going schizophrenic and almost killing herself because she didn't know if he was real or not and she'd be upset if he wasn't real

• i love mtn dew a lot i drink it everyday

• I'm so in love with my friend it's so bad I can't stop thinking about them

• i used to piss on this really mean dog that lived down the street when i was five and one day it just drank it, so i got curious and drank some of my piss and the taste was kind of salty but it wasnt that bad tbh

• ily dawg ur aweshome!!!! i hated the last one its stinky i want cute funny confessions!!! talk about actual confessions like embarassing moments or ur crushes guys!!!

thank u vro!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im so joyful rn

• i ate my own shit when i was in 5th grade

• hey man I miss your collar bones (pls get the ref,,)

MCCAFFERTY?????

•It was really fucking salty...

• Uh 😰 uhm uhm uhm uhm uhm

• I once wrote on my homework "Im too sigma to do this." I was soon told to go to his office and explain what a sigma was, before my parents were emailed. Note to self don't do what i did :(

• im madly in love with the girl i sit next to in study hall at our CATHOLIC PRIVATE SCHOOL WHERE EVERYONE IS HOMOPHOBIC (we are both girls and she doesnt know that im bi or that i like her)

• I’m kind of attracted to my 81 year old history teacher and I don’t know what to do about it

IM GIGGLING WHAT

no more colors. mb chat🙏

• i really wish someone had a crush on me but like idk its like nice knowing someone has a crush on u becuz like wow im crush worthy???? thats amazing!,

• uwu

• your so skibidi!! love reading these confessions, keep being fucking skibidi you coward SKIBID SKIBIDI AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

• my ex is here on sph and that makes me anxious, they ignored and got mad at me when i vent to them saying i wanted to do suicide

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• I'm taking a phat shit on the toilet

• I lowk want ts dude but not in a gay way cus im not gay. Ok mayb im a lil fruity but thas okay be who u are 4 your pride

• We doing confessions in this? My friends and I being called the r and f slur by some kids that were younger than me by a year so we responded by getting the 1 year older than me two kids that just so happen to be a family friend and we blasted Hot To Go and did the dance and they called my family friend fat so we all started running after the kids and the family friend ended up telling their mother and this incident is on Facebook.

• I HATE THAT I KEEP DEVELOPING MILD CRUSHES ON ALL MY FRIENDS!!!!!!!!! JEEEEEEZ!!! itz annoyin.

• I just fucking shit my pants I'm not even joking BRO I THOUGHT IT WAS A FART AND A FUCKING FULL SIZED 13 INCH SHIT CAME BLASTING OUT MY ASS THROUGH MY LINGERIE MY PANTS THE GROUND AND INTO THE ERATHS CORE IT BURNS OMG

(relatable)

• My 14 year old grandma is madly in love with a 70 year old president guy and I don't know what to do, someone needs to sedate her.

• once I put a bunch of leaves in a bowl and salad dressing and tried to give it to my step grandma because she yelled at my bestie :// (I was 8) and I maybe had a crush on heri think

• spacehey user https://spacehey.com/caseohfan36 is rlly cool and awesome and nice and uhhh

(ok kyle.)

•this is way better than the other confession account with the blue emoji pfp 🙏

• I unironically enjoy those gacha life reaction videos on youtube

• i like to play and draw

• When I was about 4 or 5 years old I used to scream at the top of my lungs every time I saw a wrinkly old person because they scared me

•when i was 10 years old i had a crush on lloyd garmadon from lego ninjago. idk what i saw in that guy. boring chosen one ass main character. ronin was a way hotter character

• im lesbian for mau

• Did you know that dinosaurs would eat other dinosaurs if they didn't like them? Fun fact that I totally did not make up

• i whacked my friend with my cum sock once,,,,

• I've sent like 5 messages atp HAHSBBFJD

• guys friend https://spacehey.com/freakiestlesbian he's so awesome...??

• I have a crush on a few of my friends and its so obvious they dont liek me back oh my god im such a loser