water is craaazzyyyy

y'all how do water companies come out with water saying it's "BRAND NEW!!!!" when every biological liquid on this earth existed since like the first meteors filled with water and stuff????? 

how does the water get into te coconut??? 

how did the dinosaurs with tiny arms drink water from the lakes without falling over? Did they like get hydrated of other dinosaurs blood when eating? 

How does the water escape the bottle when its all cold and the drops comes on the outside? 

see this is why I prefer coca cola=_=