Hello everyone. I am Ren Vulp Styler. Today, I will be showing you how to become SpaceHey Famous. This guide worked for me, and now I am sharing it with all of you because Famous people are very Well Known and also Well Known for their Great Generousity being common among the Rich and Wealthy Famous and Well Known people.
Sept 1: Listen to Show Me Your Pussy Massive by Cardopusher.
Step Two: Shit into a mixing bowl, then add 5 cups of orange sti infected Urine and mix on the highest setting with an electric mixing thing. Then ejaculate into the bowl and stir gently. Penis optional.
*Note: DO NOT WASH THE MATERIALS USED.
Step 3: Wrap the fecal urine in a small package and drive to the nearest water source for your place of residency.
Step 4: Unwrap the package and be sure to grip the fecal urine with great strength, then put your 3rd grade Baseball Practice to use and hurl the Excretion Wad into the water.
Step 5: Wash your hands in said water, then go to a store and buy bottled water.
Step 6: Return home. Upon returning home, check on your stool stash, which would ideally be kept in your closet walls. If the poop is solid, dig a handful out with your right hand and slam it into the mixing bowl from before. It should make a loud plopping sound. Mix it with the water from your sink, which should now be contaminated with fecal urine water from before. Then, put the Fecal Combo EX into 6 syringes.
Step 7: Attack and inject random people on the street with your shit syringes.
Step 8: sit back and watch as your biological terrorism causes a pandemic in your state, which eventually leads to your state having walls constructed to keep the Contaminated from escaping.
Step 9 (not opional): Listen to WELCOME TO THE PHREAKSPHERE by CLOUDSMASHA SUKKA
Thank you for reading this Masterful Gambit. Good luck.
How to get SpaceHey Famous
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