I forever rue the day "gaslight" "delusional" and "biblically accurate angel" entered common internet slang

You do not mean "gaslight," you are just lying, joking around, playing a prank, or getting up to mischief. Gaslighting is a legitimate abuse tactic used to make victims question their experiences and absolve the abuser of their actions by saying it never happened. You are not "delulu," you are just daydreaming, playing pretend, or, at worse, experiencing cognitive dissonance. Delusions are psychotic breaks from reality where you (for example) genuinely wholeheartedly believe you are the second coming of Christ or turning into a werewolf. Human angels with little wings and halos are just as accurate as the ones with many eyes and wings (those are called Seraphim and Ophanim, by the way), they are just a different rank. It's often more appropriate and accurate to say something looks like an eldritch horror or a monster. If the creature <em>is</em> based on a Seraphim, Ophanim, or Cherubim, say so, instead of calling it "biblically accurate."

The dilution of important words and spread of blatant misinformation is just sooo annoyyyiiiinnngggggggg it drives me NUTS!!!