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TOP 3 DUMB things I've done IN MY LIFE

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Being clumsy is the TOTAL. WORSE. And I'll tell you why. 

I think we all have been clumsy during our lives but I feel like Kenny McCormick from South park cuz EVERY.DAY. something happens! XD

From getting bruises out of nowhere, to actually doing stupidities. Of course, (almost) NOT everyday this happens. But of course, things have happened so much that ofc i had to make a top 3 with ratings and all! Lemme know if u relate or think I'm a total buffoon LOL!

NUMBER THREE: Despite this one was pretty dumb of me, it happened a while ago so it's just a honorable mention .  You know those circles that spin on playgrounds? Where you would sit with some more kids and adults would spin it around and you'd be like weeee or sm? Idk how that's called in English. The thing is– I had super long hair when I was a kid. So I laid down in that circle thing with my hair extended to the middle of it which it's like a pole that helps it spin. The thing is, my hair spinned and spinned and ended up getting knotted around that pole and I couldn't get up. They had to cut that part of my hair to set me free but I got bald on one side cuz of how...knotted it was to the pole XD. I'm rating it a 5.5/10 cuz it surely was stupid but c'mon; I was a kid! 

NUMBER TWO: Okay so this one is again when I was a kid. I think it's dumb but it wasn't something that happened to me but rather something I'd do LMAO. 

I always wanted to be in a cartoon so when I was a kid, I'd eat bananas and throws the peels to the floor and expect people to comically trip like in cartoons. No one did (I did once, but it was just me LMAOOOO). I rate this a 7/10 for creativity but gotta put a point down cuz yeah, it was pretty dumb, but c'mon you could do better than that XD.

NUMBER ONE: THE STUPIDEST THING I'VE DONE IN MY LIFE (Or that's what I think). 

This one has happened like, what, 3 weeks ago? Okay so, I had a bit of soda left in a can I bought so I put it in the freezer for it to turn in some sort of ice (I love chewing on ice, guilty pleasure (⁠+⁠_⁠+) ). When I took it out of the freezer one day later, it was a whole ass block of ice so I had to break the can to take the ice out and be able to eat it. Okay so, as I broke the can, the soda ice block broke too and a piece of it fell to the ground. I thought on the 3 second rule so I quickly took it, as I was nearby the sink I started washing. The soda ice cube. And then I started scrubbing it with my scrubdaddy n soap. THE SODA ICE I WAS SUPPOSED TO EAT. 

The worst part? I only realized the stupidity i did when I realized the ice was melting. LMAOOO

I rate this a 9/10 cause it was dumb and makes me question my IQ sometimes. 


What is the dumbest thing you've done in your life? If you reached this point, thx for reading my stoopid entry! Lmk what u think!!


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Omggg ur too real T-T i guess my stupidest thing would be from when i was 7 and decided to climb up a tree to get a closer look at a cool moth i saw (it flew away before i even got there..) needless to say i fell down and i have a scar to this day 0-0


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"no one did (i did once" dude im laughing so much at this you have no idea LOL


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