epic retelling of my first frat party

soooo for Halloween, one of my friends from high school came in to my college to have a silly crazy party. We had the epic idea to be the Wild Kratts (I was ofc Chris who is the best one). My college is in the middle of this super rich neighborhood and they put out stuff specifically for the college so me and a group of my friends all went trick or treating with like 50% of the campus through this rich ass neighbourhood (it was great though lots of full sized candy bars). My friend and I then had a late night therapy sesh until like 5 am and I had to get up for cross country practice at like 6 so my friend was like "you're not going tell the coach you're sick" and I was like "yea you're probably right" and we slept until 12 in the afternoon. (side note, we had our championship meet quite literally on Saturday and Halloween was Thursday)

So then FRIDAY night we decided to go wild. We met up with my college friends and this group of people that they're all friends with and decided to go out to the frats. I was hyped. We met up in the dorm building that's right next to mine since that's where 90% of them live cause they wanted to "pregame". Now, I fully had no intention of drinking at all. Like I said, cross country meet the next day. The coach told us no alcohol until after the meet since it's just obviously not a good idea to get drunk the day before you run, and I was gonna stick to that. Except, once I was in the one room and everyone was taking shots, I turned to my friend and was like "we gotta take our first shot together, our twin shot" (cause we're twins obviously) and she was hyped so I was like this HAS to happen one shot won't kill me, but then the room we were in kicked everyone out for no reason and we sat in the lobby for like 20 minutes waiting before my friend from college was like "hold on a sec I'll be right back" and brought me and my twin (I'm just calling my hs friend my twin since that's our little inside joke) a cup with two shots so we could take shots together. Alcohol tastes like nail polish remover. Side note. Little did I know my twin is a lightweight and all she needed to get drunk was that one shot. I didn't feel shit, so I was great. But my twin? VERY tipsy. We all started walking down to the bus stop so we could get to the other college where they have frats (since my school doesn't have any) and my twin started talking in a French accent. She was saying nonsense, I think she said I wasn't drunk cause I was a dog or smth, so it was quite interesting. I also didn't know like 60% of the people we were with so they all just thought she was French and a few people asked if she was an exchange student. 

Then FINALLY we're AT THE FRAT. There were guys at the door who would let girls in, but charged guys like $5 to get in. My one friend brought her boyfriend who didn't even wanna party so THAT wasn't fun, and then this other girl we were with snuck her twin brother in somehow. I didn't have to pay either (perks of not being able to transition ig) The house looked completely run down. There were like two wooden chairs and a broken couch upstairs, random windows were boarded up, it looked like no one had ever cleaned the rooms (probably right about that one) and then we went downstairs. There was a makeshift bar in the room with a table for beer pong then a SUPER crowded room behind it where there was a DJ and strobe lights. As we were walking into the strobe light room, some guy stopped me and said "wait are you guys the Kratt Brothers? that's AWESOME" then he dapped me up. I'm pretty sure he thought I was just some twink cause at this point I had my wig on (I didn't walk in with it on since ik they might be charging guys and I didn't wanna pay) but that was a weirdly affirming moment. The music was kinda epic though. Someone tell me why the frat had better music than any school dance I've ever been to? It was a lot of Lady GaGa and Kesha which is so cunty so I really appreciated it. The floor was also super sticky and you could almost hear it even though the music was so loud THAT'S how gross it was. We were gonna try to get a beer from the "bar", but my one friend found us and said they were only giving beer to sorority girls and I doubted that they'd believe my friend and I were sorority girls when we're dressed like the Kratt Brothers. But another friend of mine gave us the last half of her beer and my twin and I split it (I KNOW I said I wasn't gonna drink, but come on...I'm at a frat...)

Then we were going to another frat. They said we were going to one called Fuji, but I thought that first one WAS Fuji but apparently not. My twin didn't eat dinner, so we stopped at 7/11 which was right next to the bus stop. Once she had food in her she got a little less tipsy, but was still kinda drunk. Half of our group also vanished at this point to head back to our school, but I wanted to experience this other frat even though I KNEW it was a bad idea since I had to get up for cross country in the morning. But. Whatever. I went. The walk from where the bus dropped us off to the frat was CRAZY long and very not worth it. Fuji was lame. The music was mumble rap and the basement was EXTREMELY small. The alcohol was free though, and a bunch of different kinds were just laid out on a folding table. But I wasn't drinking anymore, so I couldn't even enjoy that. My twin and I stayed five minutes then left and started our trek back to the bus stop...

While sitting at the bus stop waiting, these three girls from another school stop to talk to us. VERY drunk but very silly. They asked us if we knew what their costumes were, and I guessed Troye Sivan. Not for any reason, I just was thinking about Troye Sivan and had no clue who they were supposed to be. The one girl (who was talking the most) said no, but she loved Troye Sivan "cause he's ya know" and flipped her hand down in the gay hand flick. She said that they were the Subway Surfers, she was Tricky, the girl on the end was Jake, and her girlfriend (the girl in the middle) was the man who chases you in the game. We then had them guess our costumes (they didn't get it at first) but Tricky and Jake both really liked it. Her girlfriend didn't know who the Wild Kratts were and Tricky said she wasn't "ghetto like us" growing up. But Tricky said she loved PBS Kids. When they left, they all said "we love you, bye!" and my twin and I said that we loved them back. idk man drunk girls are crazy but I appreciated it. 

Out of the whole group we were with, my twin and I got recognized the most. We got a LOT of compliments on our costumes throughout the night. A few girls said we were their childhood crushes, other people just yelled at us from across the street saying they loved the Wild Kratts. When I said we were getting recognized the most, like every block at least someone would yell at us that they liked our costumes or ask if we were the Wild Kratts. I felt flattered. Who knew the Wild Kratts were the costume of the year?

Anyway once we got back to the dorm we literally just crashed. I had to get up in like four hours to go run a cross country meet which was a WILD experience. Next blog is gonna be about that because I thought I was going to die the entire time. But that's my epic halloween frat adventure. Hope you enjoyed :)