fortune cookie

ahem. todays topic is fortune cookies! now, ive always loved fortune cookies. fortune cookies are the BEST. the main thing that makes a fortune cookie a fortune cookie is the small piece of paper that has your fortune on it once you crack open the cookie. today, i opened a fresh fortune cookie JUST to have no fortune. A FORTUNE COOKIE ISNT A FORTUNE COOKIE WITHOUT THE FORTUNE! ITS JUST COOKIE. WHAT THE FREAK. I WILL CALL MY LAWYER ABOUT THIS. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS! I WANT MY FORTUNE! (i later opened another fortune cookie to get my fortune im okay now)