it was because i committed arson…

…everything backfired. 

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ok, so i was playing zelda:breath of the wild the other day, right? nothing too intense, just the chill, usual, button mashing. i'm running around, setting harmless flame to every single thing in my way or whatever, when i realise link was literally stuck in a shrub. an inferior, tiny one at that. it was so worthless i would pity myself if i were in its shoes — i mean roots.

pft, its not a big deal, i think. it’s a harmless shrub, i can just jump out, right? but nope. i spent like 10 minutes trying to get out of it, just twisting and turning, trying every button combination.

anyway, after my successful failure, i finally just quit the game, because apparently "escaping the shrub" was too advanced for me. i thought i was good at this gaming stuff, but nope. my skills peaked when i could press “x” without dying.

。・゜・(ノД`)・゜・。