This personal statement shit has me tweaking

I HATE IT!!!!!!!


I have ten days left to finish it (internal submission deadline), all my friends are done and I have ran out of stuff to talk about. All the personal statements for creative writing and English literature BA are shocking. It feels like everyone is just namedropping books they've read half the Wikipedia page for to sound worthy or they are the youngest poet laureate and have 3 book deals. 

I am going to stroll up to every uni on my UCAS and suck off whomever I need to get a fucking place this is getting ridiculous. If I don't get into uni I think I might explode (not in the good way) guys honestly. 

So er.... if anyone has any tips u should tell me before something awful happens okay thanks 


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omg, i feel u so hard. my personal statement is also a total nightmare rn. i've been procrastinating so hard, i've basically spent more time pleasuring myself than actually writing. lol. but yeah, the pressure is insane. everyone's making it sound like they're already published authors or something. i'm just over here hoping they don't notice my massive lack of literary achievements. i'm lowkey considering bribing someone too, if it comes down to it. like... a really really generous gift basket. idk. this whole uni thing is stressing me tf out.


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YES! It is so irritating. Like I feel like such an underachiever when I'm writing it omg. I hate it and it's very stupid 0/10. What course are u applying to btw?

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