gay furry

post from none-friendly on tumblr. it’s funny. it’s exagerrative.

it’s whatever. you either get it or you don’t:

“Gay Furry type beat

As a gay furry cucked betamale with bitch tits & a hot goth bf, I have to say that I enjoy to listen to some heavy extreme black metal music, especially with racialist lyrics about the superiority of the huwhite man. Also as a gay furry I notice a lot of metal bands that have animals in the title because animals are cool and I like to do them a kiss on the forehead. Here are some of the bands with animals in the title of their names:

-Goatmoon

-Goatpenis

-Goat Molestor

Those are a few names I know of bands that like to write black metal music especially on the topic of fucking a lady goat in the ass or something (NOT gay)

Those fucking goat demons are hot. I love the one on the Morbosidad cover with his dick out.

I think Grand Belial’s Key is alright but like have you noticed ever how all those NSBM dudes like get popped for arson or like OD and shit? Idk, “Kosherat” is kind of funny. I’m not really offended by Arghoslent’s racism I guess I just don’t like their riffs I think it’s Judas Priest rip off territory which you know he was gay right? Rob Halford? That the entire black metal aesthetic comes from gay leather daddy dudes. Leather jackets, leather pants, leather everything, spikes. Why do you think you look cool man, you look gay. Gay is good. Gay means happy. The coolest person in the world is probably like a gay black black metal musician cause the only thing that’s cool is struggling sometimes (Living Colour is my favorite Black Metal Band - Anal Cunt) You can be cool if you’re gay. Look gay, don’t be like afraid to do shit like that. I wore my Sulfuric Cautery do-rag to Maryland Deathfest with my cute Inkbunny t-shirt that had a cartoon rabbit on it and people liked it. I saw that Anal Cunt shirt. It’s all about variety man. I think The Dillinger Escape Plan is for Faggots is my favorite Anal Cunt song. People like that Skrewdriver record All Skrewed Up but I read that Feral House book The White Nationalist Skinhead Movement UK & USA 1978-1993 and the entire white power punk scene was just dumbass ugly British kids getting drunk, going to concerts with (probably) bad music and like beating each other up. Like don’t live that way. You’ll be 45 years old paunchy and think back fondly of when like you were an ugly dumb teen and punching each other cause that’s the only time you were ever happy with your shitty life. You think Varg is cool? He lives on a French farm with his like 25 year old wife and vlogs about tabletop board games. That’s pretty not brutal. Speaking of, why do you all you Nazi nitwits want like a fine Aryan babe and to work on a farm? You don’t even flush the toilet sometimes. You don’t know how to cook. You don’t read. You don’t even bathe. Stop getting other people to do shit for you and you can be a cool person. Yesterday I fell asleep on the bus, I woke up across the street from the sex shop and bought poppers, then I went to this house to see a room for rent and the dude was really nice. Like be nice to people.

If you do, you can live a goofy life like me. I work in a kitchen with Mexican chefs, for a Jewish boss, and I could make a joke about putting him in the oven and he would laugh and I would laugh because I do not have hate in my heart. Anyways, I’m glad that Blake Judd ripped all you Nuclear War Now! guys off cause what were you going to use that money for? Rent? Beer? Cause you hate your fucked up shitty life? Cause you fried your fucking brain cause you can’t handle all the shit coming at you online and you masturbate too much? Just like stop being worried about shit. There’s a reason black dudes have the concept of “the down low” sometimes you want to fuck your bro cause like you’re horny but you don’t want to live the gay lifestyle like that’s fine. Don’t even worry about it. It’s when you don’t trust someone, that’s how you get HIV man. That’s how you get AIDS. Anthony Fantano is what you get after you let Lester Bangs’ corpse fester for three months, that’s why he’s bald & fat. Also Solar Mass is really bad and that Diocletian dude seems real dumb in that new interview talking about “anti-kaos” bullshit yeah man the universe is chaotic don’t be afraid man embrace it. Also your record sounds like a photocopy of a Brazilian 80s black/thrash band IE very bad cause it’s fake and you’re not drunk off your ass on sugar liquor. Yeah Faust and Jon from Dissection are cool, killing gay people. Why do you hate gay people so much? Why do you think it’s cool to be mean to gay people? I thought gay dudes were like, sinners and shit. They’re going to hell. That’s metal. Being gay. Being like free and shit., Not writing shitty bad black/death that sounds like a vacuum. Might as well listen to harsh noise. Might as well listen to Vomir.

Not that any of this shit actually fucking matters. You fried your brain man for real, you’re fucking overloaded and your life sucks cause you don’t know which direction you want to go in. It doesn’t matter if I say that the only good 90s big Norwegian black metal shit is like the first three Ulver albums, first three Satyricon, first two Dimmu Borgir’s, uhhh Bak de Syv Fjell. Stop playing video games so much and if you do play them play them drunk cause then you’re having two kinds of fun, video games are a fucking bad drug to abuse. Better abuse alcohol, better abuse speed, you have more fun. How come a hit of acid is $30 and lasts 12 hours and video games cost $60 and last like…8. That’s funny. Here’s another funny thing - Gamergate, you spend your entire life getting angry at someone for criticizing one little thing and you fuck up your own life by being pissed off and petty. Stop that shit man. Stop breaking your own tv. Stop throwing your controller. I haven’t had a bad day at work in a month man. I woke up at 6:30 AM earlier this morning and cried watching the sun rise while I was doing chores. It was beautiful. It was spiritual. I’m getting back in touch with my dad after 10 years. Maryland Deathfest gave me the same exact feeling as being at a furry convention. That love of community man. It’s true. That’s why there are so many furries who listen to punk and metal music. Cause they recognize that. Also Death Metal Underground like it’s so funny you hate Mishima and say he’s not a real man cause he took it up the ass, he’s actually more of a man than you cause he died at 45 after leading his goofy gay far-right group up to the military outpost and then committed ritual suicide. Worked the fuck out. Had a six-pack. Left behind an impressive body of work. When you die Brent, what are you leaving behind? A bunch of shittily written blog posts about smoking a pipe and why you can’t get fucking laid. Oh here’s why, cause you eat garbage shit food and get mad all the time about shit that doesn’t fucking matter. Stop caring. Start living. Who gives a shit if you believe in paganism. You can just get drunk in a field for fun.

Intolitarian is the worst fucking noisecore band I ever heard and Antichrist Kramer is probably unfuckable in real life. How do you make bad noisecore? Make it racist I guess. Overproduced. Not that it matters to get fucked either. Stop worrying about sex all the time. Like the reason you can’t see that your life sucks is cause you love easy answers. Like do shit that’s hard for you. It makes you a better person. And if you’re fat like me you’re just fat. But I’m thinking I might go full vegan after next year. After I go to a furry convention with a dude I met on Twitter who says he wants to feed me pizza and rub my belly. Like you think that shit about improving your life is gay and shit but yeah it is gay, it’s like, you’ll be happy when you do it. Start caring about shit. Straight guys on acid get like half way there. You know. Matt & Trey had it half right with South Park. Caring about shit is gay. Yeah well caring about gay shit is gay. Don’t care if you don’t like some stupid band. Make fun of it but not in a way where you invest all your time & energy & effort in it. Like I think Tooling for Anus is a funny fucking song cause it is but like Tesco Vee is a cool dude and the Meatmen are funny. Like you can use racial humor or like gay humor if you’re a funny person. People can see through you. Why do you think you get so pissed on Twitter? Cause you’re bad at getting across your thoughts. Read more. Listen to music. Why don’t you like jazz music? Why don’t you like rap music? Is it because it moves too fast for you? Stop thinking. Just let it happen. Read. Don’t worry about understanding everything because you obviously don’t understand your own life if you’re this bad of a person. Don’t be mean man. What’s the nicest you’ve ever felt in your life? I probably feel better than that every day. Just be like a funny nice person and you’ll get laid if you want to. I met my boyfriend through the internet. I saw his furry art when he was 16 and later on around 2011 I talked to him about music online and we hit it off. We’ve been together since. We do cool stuff like go to concerts and hiking. Don’t get mad at shit you don’t understand. Just work towards making connections in your mind. Cause everything does have connections. You’ll feel really cool. Stop thinking shit is gross. You could endure everything. Your life would be changed for the better if you had to clean a bathroom even once. I spit up on myself earlier today cause I drank too much milk (I can’t help it, it looks like cum) and I was outside and unashamed cause like it happens to everyone sometimes. We all get sick. We hopefully all get better.

Just eat a salad sometime dude. My furry fuck buddy friend lost a lot of weight switching to salads. Which, good for him if he’s going to do that. Your brain wants to trust me. You know your life is not very good and I’m sorry. But that’s because you close yourself off from new experiences. I have a nice record collection I think. Why are so many cops shooting black people? Cause like their fucked up wife at a trailer park is too pissy when he gets home without pills he stole from the evidence locker. Stop giving a shit if people call you racist. Stop giving a shit entirely. You feel better. I promise. You can trust me. I’m from the internet.”