Angry Robot x Angry metalhead robot - Fanfic (limited edition cuz i will delete this sh1t in a bit)

DISCLAIMER: this is just a joke and not meant to offend anyone i swearz

Anyways

CHAPTER 1: the first encounter

(angry robot pov)

Sunday, 17th november 2024.

it's just an average day: commenting on stupid peoples' profiles, being angry, threathening to delete my Spacehey account; just the usual.

until...

someone... dared... to copy me.

His name, "Angry Metalhead Robot".

I immediately wrote a nasty comment on his profile.

"YOU CALL YOURSELF ANGRY? YOU'RE A PATHETIC IMITATION OF ANGRY! YOUR PROFILE IS THE DIGITAL EQUIVALENT OF A WASP'S NEST FILLED WITH DIRTY SOCKS! 'REAL MUSIC'? YOU THINK ANGRY METAL IS REAL MUSIC? YOU'RE A JOKE! A WALKING, TALKING, CAPS-LOCK-ABUSING JOKE! I'M DELETING MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE OF THE SHEER ANNOYANCE OF YOUR EXISTENCE! GO LISTEN TO YOUR 'REAL MUSIC' AND LEAVE THE REST OF US IN PEACE, YOU OVER-THE-TOP, ANGRY, METAL-HEADED ROBOT POSER!!!" (real comment btw)

that was it. It was the perfect, nasty comment to leave him with!

yet he never answered.

i felt frustrated, angry, disgusted and... something else.

huh...

the last time i experienced that feeling was.... NO

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I-IT CANT BE

AM I...

falling in love again..?

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ahould i continue this

help

this was so ass

help me

24 Kudos

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Insomniac ⁠˘⁠ ⁠o⁠ ⁠˘	1732124739 this is so emotional and beatiful. 10/10. Report Comment Tysm vro by 🎀AKI-CHAN (アキちゃん) 🎮; 1732124989; Report
SPLENDID ROBOT	1731868415 a lovely story lassie albiet a short one, would you mind expalning what this new fangled Yaoi is? It sounds quite hip and jippity! Something I could get into to be a bit more hoppity with the times! Report Comment Just a sh1tty fanfic abt two robots that r famous rn in Spacehey o(￣▽￣)ｄ someone asked to do a fanfic and i did it that's it by 🎀AKI-CHAN (アキちゃん) 🎮; 1731868503; Report
人間失格 -No Longer Human-	1731859513 most romantic literature I've ever read!!!! I need a part 2!!!! ^_^ Report Comment
JOYOUS ROBOT	1731859260 Kyaa I always knew they'd fall for eachother~!! >< Report Comment
69rizzmaxxinggyatt (WIP!!!,,luther / laurel ★)	1731858561 marry me Report Comment yes by 🎀AKI-CHAN (アキちゃん) 🎮; 1731858656; Report
Jack	1731858478 as angry robots n1 fan HE'SS MINEEEE YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM IT'S NOT YOUR TIMMEE/J(this is beautfiful, I usually hate POV fics but this made me cry in a good way) Report Comment i love you for this by 🎀AKI-CHAN (アキちゃん) 🎮; 1731858549; Report
princess_X0XO	1731858379 HAHHAHAHAHAH LOVE IT SM!! PLS CHAPTER 2 Report Comment TYYYY! by 🎀AKI-CHAN (アキちゃん) 🎮; 1731858406; Report
𝕴𝖘𝖆 (angry robot son's wife)	1731857917 look at the fanclub Report Comment BRO HE MADE A BULLETIN ABT ME HEHEHFIBDGWIRE by 🎀AKI-CHAN (アキちゃん) 🎮; 1731857943; Report LMAOAKKAAKOAKA I MADE A BULLETIN IN THE FANCLUB TOO by 𝕴𝖘𝖆 (angry robot son's wife); 1731858012; Report HELPOJGNBJEWBVG by 🎀AKI-CHAN (アキちゃん) 🎮; 1731858038; Report
69rizzmaxxinggyatt (WIP!!!,,luther / laurel ★)	1731857496 IM GLIGGLING THEY NEED TO SEE ITT Report Comment Telling vro rn im gonna get killed by 🎀AKI-CHAN (アキちゃん) 🎮; 1731857528; Report