Exposing random weird shit about my school

Heyy y'all I'm basically changing schools and I basically can just expose random stuff about it

TW: NSWF, suicide attempt (kinda??)

• our principle (female) who's married to her HUSBAND (my biology teacher) had gay sex with my english teacher in the restroom for physically handicapet students and got walked over by some 8th grader in a wheelchair that wanted to use the restroom (they had locked it but the students that are handicapet get the keys too) [recent]

• the guy next to me watched h3ntai on his phone while jerking off and when the teacher noticed something was off he went to him to see what was happening and the guys c_m flew onto the teachers classes [end of 8th grade]

• when I went to some random 4 days school trip with my class some girl was mad about the fact that I didn't want to talk to her after she like insulted me for having an opinion and she was having her main character moment in the camps garden thing next to my friends and kept mumbling around that she'll make me regret it or something. Then my friends obviously told the teachers cause she was literally tweaking and they were scared she'll actually do something the girl threatened the teachers she'll hang jump out of the window if they don't let her alone. And she did but the thing was the window was like 1 or 2 meter away from the ground so she just fell on the grass [7th grade]

• a 5th grader tried to drug our school fish by putting vitamins in the aquarium which he thought where sleeping pills [7th]

• some random guys from my parallel class wanted to steal our schools instruments (we have like trumpets and shit) to sell them but the room where the instruments are is right next to like the "school garden" where there were usually those thermal image cameras (or whatever they're called) cause like the club for the garden had the suspicion some fox or whatever tried to "steal" they're fruits. BUT they where replaced with normal cameras but the guys didn't know that. They like wrapped themselves in aluminium foil (aluminium foil blocks infrared rays) and stole some instruments while on the security cameras you could see 4 guy wrapped from toe to head in aluminium foil stealing instruments at 5pm. Even if it would've been one of those thermal image cameras you could've see the instruments just floating away. [start of 9th grade]

Yeah so that's basically it for now I still have hundreds of stories like this maybe I'll make second part and I'll prob gonna make a storytime about the 3rd one in detail cause that trip was INSANE

BYE