leg warmers vs big calf's = always a lose

I'm so sick i trying to find not only leg warmers but legwarmers that actually fit my big ass fucking calf's. 

I swear every time i find some and get all excited i have to get my hopes crushed by the measurements.

I can drop legwarmers that i find for good prices 40$ and under if y'all want

which is crazy that legwarmers can cost so much but I guess capitalism is going to capitalize the people who got the most drip protentional sadly

do you guys know any place that's big calf friendly, if so, please drop a link or I swear Ima sign a deal with the devil or whoever else is available at the time i reach my last straw

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