I'M DELETING MY ACCOUNT

THAT'S IT. I’M DONE. I'M FINALLY OUT OF HERE, AND I HOPE EVERYONE READING THIS UNDERSTANDS WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO PUSH ME TO THIS POINT. YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE?! YOU THINK THIS IS JUST ANOTHER DRAMATIC POST?! THIS IS SERIOUS. I AM ACTUALLY FURIOUSLY LEAVING, AND IT'S BECAUSE OF ALL OF YOU AND THE CONSTANT NONSTOP NONSENSE THAT HAS TAKEN OVER THIS SITE.

I HAVE TRIED. I HAVE REALLY, REALLY TRIED TO PUT UP WITH EVERY RIDICULOUS COMMENT, EVERY POINTLESS FRIEND REQUEST, EVERY SINGLE POST ABOUT YOUR PETS, YOUR CROCHET PROJECTS, YOUR “TOP SONG ON SPOTIFY” LIKE I CARE! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT—ABSOLUTE NOTHINGNESS, DAY AFTER DAY, SPAMMED INTO MY FACE AS IF I HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO READ YOUR ENDLESS DRIBBLE. I’VE HAD IT. I’VE OFFICIALLY HAD IT.

I CAN’T EVEN BREATHE ON THIS SITE WITHOUT BEING HIT WITH SOME RANDOM LINK OR UNNECESSARY QUESTION. “CAN I MAKE FANART FOR YOU?” WHAT?! WHY WOULD I WANT THAT?! DO I LOOK LIKE I’M HERE FOR FAN ART?! I’M HERE TO SCREAM INTO THE VOID AND I’M DONE WITH PEOPLE TRYING TO RUIN EVEN THAT WITH THEIR FAKE NICENESS.

AND OH, LET'S TALK ABOUT THE MESSAGING HERE! OH YEAH, EVERYONE WHO THINKS IT'S CUTE TO DROP A RANDOM MESSAGE IN MY INBOX JUST TO “CHECK IN” OR “SEE HOW I’M DOING.” YOU KNOW WHAT? I’M DOING AWFUL, OKAY?! BECAUSE OF YOU. YOU WANT TO KNOW HOW I’M DOING? I’M DELETING MY ACCOUNT. THAT’S HOW I’M DOING.

AND THE ENDLESS GARBAGE POSTS ABOUT YOUR DAY, YOUR MEALS, YOUR PETS, YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS—JUST STOP. I’VE SEEN ENOUGH. I COULD WRITE A THESIS ON EVERY SINGLE FOOD YOU’VE EVER EATEN BECAUSE YOU CAN’T STOP POSTING ABOUT IT. THIS ISN'T A SOCIAL PLATFORM ANYMORE. IT'S A MUSEUM OF USELESS INFORMATION, AND I AM LEAVING THE BUILDING.

SO, YES. THIS IS GOODBYE. I KNOW YOU’RE ALL PROBABLY DEVASTATED THAT I’M LEAVING, BUT TRUST ME, I’M DOING YOU A FAVOR. NO MORE POSTS. NO MORE COMMENTS. NO MORE “FRIENDING” OR “LIKING” OR WHATEVER NONSENSE YOU ALL OBSESS OVER.

I AM DONE WITH ALL OF YOU. I’M DONE WITH THIS SITE. I’M DONE WITH EVERY ANNOYING THING THAT MAKES ME WANT TO SCREAM AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS.

GOODBYE. FOREVER. I’M NEVER COMING BACK. FOR GOOD THIS TIME.