why I should be allowed to bite people

Now you may ask yourself; ''Juxie, why the heck would you want to bite people? That's very unsanitary." No worries! Your question will be answered in a very short 3 point piece. Who knows! After reading it YOU might want to join the bitting business as wel!

Reason Number 1: People Are Annoying.

I like some people but most of them should shut the fuck up. But tbh I'm high-key annoying too. Maybe I should start biting myself?

Reason Number 2: Human Beings Are Gross.

Some don't even realise they are gross! I am fully aware I inhabit a disgusting flesh sack that should never EVER be touched by anyone. Everyone should be aware of how gross saliva is! Biting them is already gross but I could make it even worse if I just smeared my tounge all over the spot I bit! It would do an EXTRA good job of reminding them of how PUTRID our bodies are. 

Reason Number 3: I Just Should Be Allowed, Okay?

Like just because I want to.