Diplomacy and Danger

Hey Hoglettes, Fleechog here!

It’s been a hot minute so here are some new details on the Life of Fleechog, the diplomat!🌟

I met up with my new Duos partner, the Barathu named Melpert! 🪼 We joined up again with Remy the ratmin 🐀 and met a new Abadarcorp media intern, Donovan Bly the smelly human. 👴 Abadarcorp sent us to this pact world to watch these diplomatic talks. 👸👹 Everyone but Melpert can use a computer screen it seems. He’s … not all there sometimes. Hopefully, it’s just nerves from meeting so many new people! There were lots of ships, and one massive ship was coming into our nearby area. 💪💫

The mobile base/citadel was trying to scramble our transmissions. 📞📟 Yikes! This was the headquarters of the Hellknight Eclipse. The Hellknights were most likely hired as security to quash any info getting out from this summit. But they seem pretty standoffish. 👮👯 One ship sent an auto-reply that sounded threatening. The Hellknights didn't send any auto message, so I sent a video still of my pet squonx, Squiggles, with her tentacles and skunk stripe fur. 🐍 They replied saying they wanted to kill it. I insisted it was part of Abadarcorp's spay/neuter program and to not fret. They said they were hired here to quarantine and not to deal with infestations. 🐲🐾👑

Once we finished our convos with these new spaceship friends, we were escorted down onto the planet by two planes and landed in The Tangles. 🍀 We spent far too much time in the ship after landing, so I ordered milkshakes. 🥤 I got bored real fast and with boredom comes hunger. Someone knocked on our door, and a representative named Xiomon and the milkshake delivery person arrived. I ordered 4 unicorn milkshakes. 🦄🙌 As we introduced ourselves, I caused a bit of a culture clash. Xiomon told us that 'idol' might cause some problems as a word here, I guess it could be a religious word and not just a dance star word. 🤔💔

As we walked into town, we were attacked by Azlanti dissidents! 💀 They shot us real hard, pew pew! 🔫 Donovan used some sort of mind magic to make the air and ground all weird. 🌟Remy was more machine than rat, and it was kinda bizarre. 🤖🐀 Melpert played us a mixtape, and it made us feel better. 🎶💉 Xiomon ran off, trying to break into the milkshake shop—they refused her entry. 💩

Someone was playing a Mas'Seef podcast episode somewhere in the distance where he was pretending to be a Ysoki. His audience seems to be everywhere nowadays. 🤔

We pretty easily dispatched the bad guys, with me using my battle ribbon to smack some sense into these losers. 🌈🎉One of the dissidents tried to run, but Remy ran after him. Before Remy could capture him, a giant woman stomped on the bad guy's chest and captured him. She seems lovely! 💕

We were taken into the city proper, into a large metal building. It had a metallic structure with quarter circles but not domes—kinda like a big mall. Soon, we were headed to a giant dinner! 🍔🥤

Melpert's contract will need to be reviewed to see if he gets a room or not at our diplomatic accommodations. 📄👶 The dinner had lots of food we didn't recognize, including lots of mushrooms and local foods. 🍽️ There was a cute ferret guy named Sarca—he didn't know who I was, but I did force him to listen to my music while I watched him. Ekentas flirted with Melpert. 🪱🔥

We learned some important names to remember: Captain Vasoya and their assistant Eiran. Unfortunately, neither are on SpaceHey.com. During some casual small talk, I was asked about my success in "the wars." It seems people know about my Dance Wars history but not what Dance Wars was. Suddenly, a friendly Skittermander reminded them it was a failure in "the wars." I tried to explain reality TV and dance contests, but it went poorly. 😅

Notes to Self: Code Phrases and Meanings 🕵️‍♀️🔍

• Crashing Wave: Sudden attack from Star Empire forces
• Rip Tide: Attack by ascendant paragon
• Still Waters: Ascendant paragon passive state