How to be a better lover

This is my guide on how to be a better lover, this only works if you are old enough to multiply by 12.

1. listen to your partner
2. get intimate at least 2 times a day
3. block everyone from your life
4. watch trash tv 
5. drink orange juice 
6. make at least 200k a month 
7. during an argument admit that you are the one in the wrong 
8. only cry at night so your partner won't see
9. cook every single day 
10. only listen to Lady Gaga
11. wake up at 6am 
12. never question your partner