Poem for the Angry <3

I'm trying to cover all bases <3 Feel free to use or simply just read.

For Women:

You skinny ass hoe, maybe eat a fucking meal for once? 

These fake ass bitches can gargle my fucking ballsack. 

Read a book that's not the children's bible before you speak to me, bitch. 

Take a test that's not a pregnancy test girl.

If you were a man, you'd have a micro penis.

You think you're serving cunt but really you are one.

For Men:

A big dick doesn't count if it's your fucking personality. 

You look like you don't know how to use a dishwasher.

I can smell you from here, dude. 

Wash your ass and maybe you'd get some pussy.

Do you even know where the clit is?

You're definitely lying about your height/dick size.

You probably last five minutes, if that.

And then, ofc, there's the slurs. Use at your own discretion. <3