My Boyfriend Claims He Won't Love Me Unless I Call Him a Stupid Cracker Within 23 Hours.

Hello all. As the title suggests, I have 23 hours to call my beloved gluten free bagel bite a "stupid cracker". I don't want to do it, I am someone with integrity. I also have balls of steel. Because of this he may not love me anymore. But i will always love him always. 

stay cool cus cool is grool

k bai.