jazz is fucking stupid

jazz is stupid. and i should make it be known im not talking about the actual music here. like its fine. it sounds good. its not some fucking violent attack on your ear drums like some music is. like some utter ear fuck from your headphones, and when you relax because you think the songs ended, but then it keeps going or starts a new shitty song like some gang bang as new people enter the room, ready to use up your ears with their gross smelly penis.

jazz is fine. but i cant name one time ive met a jazz fan who wasnt the most obnoxious fucking jerk off i had ever met. theyre like fantanos little fucking goons. he send them out to defend his shitty fucking music opinions in the name of music jesus. but music jesus shits his pants at the sight of fantanos bald head. and he also does none of that because music jesus isn't real. neither is normal jesus. infact, i dont know why people believe in jesus or why they believe and then hate gay people because jesus was so clearly at least a little queer. i mean, he always said amen which was a sign, but he also washed other dudes feet? you have to be a dumbass if you cant smell the sexual tension brewing between jesus and his disciples. like jesus and judas were the most clear kismesis ive ever seen. i wouldve payed to see where their quadrant went but unfortunately we dont get that privilege. because the guy who wrote the bible was probably jealous of their romance. their bond was the type of shit that homestuck twitter users would cum at the sight of. theyd just be itching to open wattpad and write hundreds of pages of shitty fanfic lemons as the opportunity presents itself.

anyways, jazz is fucking stupid because of there fans. name one cool person who liked jazz. the only person i can think of was that stupid annoying fucking bee from the bee movie. and he also fucked some guys wife which i would be able to respect if he wasnt such an annoying prick. but granted the husband in that movie absolutely deserved it. i mean how do you get your wife stolen by a bee. a bee who has the lifespan of a month. you must be a really shitty dude if your wife gladly jumps into a sucky bee orgy with some obnoxious little asshole who listens to jazz at the first chance she gets. plus, he had the voice of joe swanson which i think is despicable. you had so much potential with a voice like that, bee movie husband. and yet you threw it all away being some sad little cuck who watches his wife get gangbanged by the whole hive.