Eyebrows

If I shaved my eyebrows off, would it give me better aerodynamics...?

Imagine if you gained like 2x speed if you shaved them both off. What if I shaved only one off. Do I gain only half speed? are the aerodynamics only increased on the one side? What if I shaved both of my brows but only halfway? I really want subway right now. A foot long with italian bread, grilled chicken, provolone cheese. Toasted ofc. add a crap ton of lettuce, olives, pickles, jalapenos, I'd add avocado but they charge for that. Oh and a Raspberry white choco cookie please. And I want a medium fountain drink. That'll be all.