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1/1/2025
Crash Bandicoot:
Crash Bandicoot: 8/10 Good and fun. A true classic.
Crash Bandicoot 2: 7/10 Eh. Secret pathways are a piece of shit.
Crash Bandicoot: Warped: 9/10 God Tier Game.
Crash Team Racing: 7/10 Eh. It's alright.
Crash Bash: 2/10 Why did they make this?
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath Of Cortex: 5/10 Fun game- BUT SNEAKING SUCKS.
Crash Bandicoot: The Huge Adventure: 6/10 Okay. Not going to play again, though.
Crash Bandicoot 2: N-Tranced: 6/10 BAD BOSSES.
Crash Nitro Kart: 5/10 Controls are ass but still fun.
Crash Bandicoot Purple: Ripto's Rage: 0/10 Bro I could write a 3 page essay on how TERRIBLE THIS GAME IS.
Crash Twinsanity: 10/10 This is one of my favorite games ever. It is not even a competition.
Crash Tag Team Racing: 9/10 Finally. A crash racing game with a unique gimmick.
Crash Boom, Bang!: 1/10 Torture is better.
Crash of the Titans: 2/10 I have played mobile games with more content than this.
Crash Bandicoot Nitro Kart 3D: 0/10 I have played mobile games that are actually games.
Crash: Mind Over Mutant: 2/10 Take Crash of the Titans and change the story. That is it.
Crash Bandicoot Nitro Kart 2: 1/10 Sonic 06 doesn't seem so bad now.
Crash Bandicoot N. Sane Trilogy: 9/10 YES. Finally, a good Crash game.
Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled: 8/10 Okay, this is way better than the original.
Crash Bandicoot: On the Run!: 7/10 Actually fun mobile game.
Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time: 10/10 Really good game.
Crash Team Rumble: 3/10 If you notice a trend- The series gets bad again when they decide to make party games.
12/4/2024
MARIO:
Super Mario Bros: 6/10 Great for speed runners- boring for everyone else
Super Mario Bros 2: 7/10 Even though it wasn't really a mario game- it was still so much fun
Super Mario Bros lost levels: 6/10 Just the first one with a new coat of paint
Super Mario Bros 3: 8/10 fun but the secrets are brutal
Super Mario Land: 4/10 Horrible power ups. Mid experience
Super Mario Land 2: 10/10 Underrated game. They cooked with this one.
Super Mario World: 9/10 Pretty fun
New Super Mario Bros: 5/10 the mega mushroom is hardly ever used- and when it is- it sucks
New Super Mario Bros WII: 7/10 Okay... But why are the only bosses the koopalings?
New Super Mario Bros 2: 4/10 howd they make even worse powerups?
New Super Mario Bros U: 3/10 Kill me... its the 4th version of a game we already have
New Super Luigi U: 2/10 STOP REPACKAGING THE SAME GAME AND CALLING IT NEW
New Super Mario Bros U Deluxe: 0/10 they did this shit from 2006 to 2019... LET THIS SHIT DIE. ITS SO GOD DAMN BORING. The items are derivative- the game is janky- bowser does the same stuff hes done before- theres flat out levels just copied over from the previous ones- The controls are buggy af- Is this what purgatory feels like? AND NO I DONT WANT LUIGI TO DO THE LEVEL FOR ME, FAWK OFF
Super Mario Run: 2/10 Question. Who was this made for? No one wanted this.
Super Mario 64: 6/10 Hasn't aged well- Still neat level design tho
Super Mario 64 DS: 5/10 Aged even worse... movement is all on the dpad 💀 for a 3d game
Super Mario Sunshine: 7/10 Also hasnt aged well. Good game- just not a good mario game
Super Mario Galaxy: 10/10 You can tell the developers actually enjoyed making this one
Super Mario Galaxy 2: 9/10 They did it again... AND IT STILL SLAPS 🔥🔥🔥. I hate yoshi though
Super Mario 3D Land: 10/10 This is a gem. How did they put so many levels in this game???
Super Mario 3D World: 8/10 Cool... cat suit is just boring tho
Bowser's Fury: 9/10 FINALLY. cat suit used in a unique way
Super Mario Odyssey: 9/10 People live off of this game, and i dont blame them
Super Mario Wonder: 8/10 YES! A 2D MARIO GAME THAT ISNT "NEW Super Shit-from-my-ass & Put-it-on-their-plate" Is really cool. I do wish i could kill the flowers though.
11/21/2024
SONIC:
Sonic the Hedgehog 2: 9/10 a lil bit better than the original
Sonic the Hedgehog CD: 6/10 They had a chance to make something new and didn't
Sonic Chaos: 7/10 extremely short
Sonic Spinball: 8/10 UNDERRATED god tier soundtrack
Sonic the Hedgehog 3 & Knuckles: 10/10 PEAK classic sonic
Tails Adventure: 5/10 Eh
Sonic 3D Blast: 8/10 Based opinion... this game goated
Sonic Adventure: 8/10 Fun and replayable
Sonic Adventure 2: 10/10 Everyone and their mommas love this game
Sonic Advance 1 & 2: 6/10 Meh
Sonic Heroes: 3/10 I love the level design and music... BUT HOW DO I GET TAILS TO CUT THE SHIT AND SHUT UP GOD DAMNIT.
Shadow the Hedgehog: 7/10 Edgy and funny
Sonic '06: 0/10 The good news is that the loading screens give you hour long breaks to get away from the bad gameplay, terrible character design, horrendous writing... Okay I'm done beating a dead horse.
Sonic Rings: 5/10 Alright?... i guess... I like the asthetic
Sonic Knights: 5/10 cool idea- just doesnt feel like sonic
Sonic Rush: 9/10 WONDERFUL
Sonic Rush Adventure: 8/10 God tier
Sonic Unleashed: 5/10 Okay- but super glitchy
Sonic Unleashed DS: 8/10 I like how 3D party companies always make better Sonic games than SEGA ever does
Sonic Colors: 8/10 FINALLY A GOOD 3D SONIC GAME...
Sonic Colors DS: 9/10 ...and a the DS port STILL blasts it outta the water
Sonic Generations: 10/10 Best 3D Sonic game. Fight me.
Sonic Boom...: 1/10 Can we just pretend this was never made?
Sonic: Lost World: ???/10 how did SEGA go from generations... to this??? Thank GOD i never played it
Sonic Mania: 10/10 Another killer Sonic game... made by basically everyone but the Sonic Team
Sonic Forces: 2/10 YIKES. This is ASS
Sonic Frontiers: 5/10 Look- I know ppl love this game- but eh- it ok. I'd rather play a 2022 game where I can't see the world load in and out of existence.
11/12/2024
FNAF:
Main Line Games
Fnaf 1 9/10
Fnaf 2 9/10
Fnaf 3 4/10
Fnaf 4 (WIP) 10/10
Fnaf World 7/10
Fnaf SL 6/10
Fnaf Pizza sim 8/10
UCN 5/10
Fnaf in space 10/10
Fnaf in space 2 9/10
Fnaf in space 3 10/10
Fnaf Vr 10/10
Fnaf Vr 2 8/10
Fnaf SB 8/10
Fnaf FR 6/10
Security breach fighter 7/10
Fnaf Novels 7/10
Fnaf Ruin 9/10
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FNAF Fan Games Finished
-Jr's 10/10 |Easily the greatest horror experience of my life|
-Joy of Creation 10/10 |One of the best fnaf fan games|
-Shadow 10/10 |A unique gimmick with a weird fnaf overlay|
-Tyke and Son's Lumber Co. 10/10 |best fnaf fan game so far and yet furthest from being a Fnaf game at times|
Ellie's 9/10 |unique yet basic at the same time|
Glitched Attraction 9/10 |Enjoyable and brutal|
Treasure island 9/10 |A really good game|
Chucke cheese 9/10 |under rated|
Fredbear & Friends 9/10 |Real fun|
Post Shift 8/10 |Sister Location but better|
Return to Bloody Nights 8/10 |This game is scary and fun. Really enjoyed it|
Tealerland 8/10 |Lots of pointless jumpscares yet fun|
Bubba's Diner 7/10 |copy n paste of fnaf yet the jumpscares are amazing|
Scooped 6/10 |Unfinished yet enjoyable|
Aftonbuilt 5/10 |Unfinished|
Mary's Arcade 5/10 |Too similar to Fnaf 1 with its commentary|
-Dormitabis 5/10 |Insanely hard with 8 nights and 4 secret nights; Fun with a great art style- but crashes a lot- and has some really bad story elements-|
One Night At Flumpty's series 4/10 |Honestly one big joke|
Overnight series 4/10 |A pretty shitty game|
Fredbear goes to gym 4/10 |Funny joke for 2 minutes|
Five Nights at Wario's 2/10 |wario in fnaf|
Five Nights In Anime series 1/10 |This is a sad part of our existence|
Endless Inside 1/10 |bad|
Post shift 2: -10/10 one of the most unbalanced games ever
Here's some more:
Chica's Party World: REBAKED: 10/10 If you have a computer- Go play this game. No joke. It is GOOD.
Five Nights at Chica's Party World: This is so crap that it doesn't even deserve a rating or my time.
Clockwork Conundrum: 5/10 No guide- complicated mechanics- Would've been so good if there was clear directions on at least what to do with all the tech in your hands- smh
Graveyard shift at freddys: 9/10 needs work on the cameras- other than that- HOLY SHIT I CRIED FROM FEAR WTH
Nightstars: 8/10 For a dudes first solo fnaf game- This is pretty good. sure its only one night- but it is very entertaining. Fun ^^
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