questions should be criminalized (WORLDWIDE!!! JJ HAS RANGE, PEOPLE!!!!!)

do ya think i'm sexy? by rod stewart is such a great song because it's so relatable. i too, avoid and despise any and all questions asked by sexual partners!

like, "how many condoms can you put on before you lose circulation and become flaccid once more?" or "what's that weird sound coming from your floorboards?" and "have you tested positive for any STDs?"

might as well slap me across the face (with your pants!!!).