my icks

you always have women that say men cant breathe, or follow street laws, or wear a seatbelt, or eat yogurt, or go in the shower naked, or shower, or bathe, or have their eyes open i will never understand why its this way

but anywhere heres my icks for the ladies :4

• has hair (i like my women bald so i can play bongos on her scalpp)
• likes melanie martinez
• likes lana del ray
• doesnt like olivia rodrigo (how could you not like her????)
• doesnt have hair (you can have hair why not have it? is there female pattern baldness i didnt hear about?
• hates rap (makes me think your prolly racist)
• very smart (dont try to humble me >:(
• very dumb (dont try to make me feel smarter than you >:(
• married (your not even loyal)
• hates korn (too white)
• likes that one emo guy on tiktok i dont know his name
• name is serenity (EWWW)
• blond(e)
• doesnt like frank ocean
• likes blue and hates red (youre an opp)
• wants to not have privacy i dont want to know your phone password or where youve bbeen keep that to yourself
• felon
• drake fan 

or not im desperate as hell