classpecting is lowkey cool as fuck im not gonna lie

so if it wasnt really blatantly obvious im a fan of homestuck. its fucking fire dude. its like the bible had a freaky sex meetup with some autistic dude. a big oily fuckfest of jesus christ and some chris chan type, shooting holy jesus liquid in every direction. just firing out holy loads glowing through the air. 

i got a little off track but thats besides the point because im entirely fucking right. i mean homestuck obviously has a lot of cool shit but thats the specific cool shit that im down for. mr bible wishes he couldve wrote homestuck because its got a bunch of cool ass kids with magic powers fighting some evil furry bait gangster instead of a bunch of gay guys rocking around with jesus washing eachothers toes and touching tips. homestuck is the type of shit that mr bible would flip his fucking lid over. he'd write jesus getting crucified another 100 times to even get the chance of writing it.

but anyways the point is that ive been getting super into classpecting. at first my friend was just like "ur a rogue of space" and i was like "ya cool man whatever" but then i realised that friend is a lame queer and whilst i am a rogue of space he shouldve told me to get into classpecting. ive been reading up on a lot of classpecting shit and its real fucking interesting. like i knew i was a rogue of space but after doin a little reading i know im some omegafag who cant cope with the fact he sucks at space. or maybe im just super insecure about my space? im pretty sure its the latter but id much prefer to flat out lie.

and also theres so much shit surrounding it despite the fact that most of it is just fans theorising which is also cool as fuck. like the reverse theory is pretty interesting. i dont feel like a knight of time at all and that because apparently its the inverse of my fucking classpect. thats real cool. not that weird fake cool where people just use cool as a shitty replacement of good. because thats not cool at all. about as cool as some scat eating mega virgin who likes jerking to anime women because he cant get girls irl since he never leaves his parents basement. his parents hate his slimy ass but he cant hear them trying to goon harder by sticking his thumb up his ass. now REAL cool is shit like this. interesting shit that you can think about and its all cool cuz it makes you think and shit but its also cool as fuck because everyone gets cool powers. now some people would say that sounds like nerdy dnd shit, shit thatd get that previously mentioned guy creaming in his undies and down his leg. but theyd be wrong, and i bet there huge lame queeros that are too busy playing in there own diarrhoea to sit for a second and read this fucking blog or anything on classpecting.

bottom line is that classpecting is cool as fuck and if you disagree youre just mad because you have some dumbass classpect like page of breath or drinker of urine