06/11/24 here we go again

alright so i'm back to finish my lore drop from yesterday. if you're reading this, good for you. maybe you can laugh with me because if we don't laugh, we'll cry.

so after kissing in the hallway, i woke up the next day very fucking giddy, i can't lie. i obviously told my roommates everything and we're all just giggling in our fucking apartment. but we carry on with our day as normal but as it was friday, everyone was going to the club that night. however, before i could go to the club, i had forgotten something.

you see, on wednesday, i had agreed to play this 36 cup beer pong with the two bartenders from the club and now, i had 10 minutes to find a teammate, otherwise it would be a 2v1. so in my absolute panic, of course i asked this fucking french guy to play with me.. and he said yes. tl,dr: we lost and got very fucking tipsy but off we went to the club anyway.

we spent the whole fucking night drinking and dancing on the platform and making out. i remember going to a corner of the club with him and after this, my memory is a little spotty. i remember we then went back to our apartments and i actually had a free apartment so we made the best of it. thing is, we literally finished around 4am and 10 minutes later, my roommate shows up and is trying to convince me to go on this fucking sunrise hike. IM STILL FUCKING DRUNK. i've also just been railed and i haven't slept. but... this is me so of course i did it. long story short, i almost collapsed and fell off the side of a fucking cliff because of how thin the air was (it was the highest point of the whole island of kos btw) and my legs were covered in bruises.

anyways, we did that and we made it home alive, had a well-deserved power nap and then we were hungover to shit so what did we do? we went for the cure. so we've gone back to the club and the french guy texts me and he ends up at the club then as well. he asks me to go outside and he proposes this plan to me: himself and 4 other frenchies had rented an airbnb for the weekend on the opposite side of the island and he asked me if i wanted to join them. of course i said yes. this trip had so many impulsive decisions.

this airbnb was a 40 minute drive btw and i had 5 minutes to pack my bag but off i went with 3 fucking french guys in a mercedes benz to fucking kefalos. to be fair, the next day we rented quads and drove around the whole south of the island, it was beautiful. the 2 of us shared a quad and it just gave me an excuse to hold onto him all day.

honestly though, after that weekend, we started hanging out everyday. we really bonded on that quad apparently. the craziness doesn't end there though, we ended up on the beach 3 more times over the next 2 weeks and we could've been arrested for indecent exposure. i became an honorary roommate in his apartment because i slept there every night but the guys were really cool. we missed a couple of classes because we wanted to make use of our empty apartments. at the end of the course, we actually got voted as the cutest couple and everyone was demanding invitations to our wedding.

okay so you may be thinking, what a cute little holiday romance. NOPE. right now as i'm typing this, he is on a fucking ferry, sailing to ireland to come and be with me. he's literally coming here until the new year so he can work and we're saving money to travel and be nomad bartenders. what a crazy world we live in.

it sounds like a fucking movie but i swear it's all true. there's obviously bits i left out, just so this wasn't the length of a fucking novel. but yeah, mad how the universe works. wish us luck.