steven unniverse???/???//??

so i was sat chilling in college today and not rlly doin much of anything but i was just thinking like that  steven universe was a weird fucking show right like i cant be the only one who thought that was fucking odd. i used to like that shit as a kid and dont get me wrong it mightve been peak? i havent seen it in a while but idk

it sounds like an interesting enough concept but like imagine that from like the perspective of the guys poor dad dude. "oh yeah my wife just died to make this son so im gonna let him go live with some space lesbian rock women to train his magic rock powers. fuck all shit that a normal kid would have like school and friends nah hes gonna go fight monsters and die and shit." also like how the fuck can those rock women be lesbians. i get their whole species is women so they dont get a major fuck ton of choice in that regard but like i mean would they even be called lesbians if theyre exclusively lesbians. and one of em was like at least bisexual for her to have made her freaky fat hybrid rock son. yk i really dont understand how steven was made on that regard. like if greg and rose boned then thats one thing but like, how was he even born? did she squeeze him out and then immediately climb into his belly like some freaky celestial alien vore?? and if hes supposed to be a mix of both then why is he very clearly a human boy with exclusively some pink queer bedazzled belly button

the point is that steven universe is a weird ass stupid show that didnt make sense and lowkey fell off in the later seasons (i assume i still havent watched it since i was like 10)

i.e dumb stupid lame and dumb

plus aliens are a dumb fucking idea anyway. i mean i guess it kind of does something cool by making its own stupid extended universe but even then it just makes four space hitlers except one of the hitlers is dead but also is stevens mum at the same time. and that also basically makes stevens mum space hitler??? everyone thinks super fuckin highly of her but that seems pretty undeserved since she supported some weird oppressive society for so long.

the moral of the story is that steven universe is lame and stupid but its also made for literal babies who still shit their pants and queer millennial who say corny shit like doggo. so the show is perfect for them. they watch their cartoons for kids and then go out and buy gay outfits for their dogs that they call cute even though theyre straight up stupid. theyd probably fucking crucify me for calling it a dog there because im sure theyd much fucking prefer me to say fur babies but im not a dumbass so im very obviously not gonna say corny shit like that