RIP 2 americans

It doesn't matter who yall get, you guys COOKED, BURNT TO A CRISP. 


Anyway, time 2 tell you about the weirdest dreamz I have had in my life.




The dream started with me going to the bathroom. I went in, looked in the mirror. The bathroom was the exact same IRL, so I had no IDEA this was a dream. I saw myself in the mirror, my hair was greasy and oily AS FUCK. I told myself, I'm going to shampoo my hair in the sink because going in the shower was too much. I grabbed the shampoo, emptied ALL OF IT OVER MY OILY, GREASY DISGUSTING HAIR. Started rubbing, scratching like the scrat from ice age trying to get his golden shiny beautiful acron from a big ice wall. I scrapped, and even brushed my hair out, but nothing. So, I called the only one I knew to fix this. My mother, she began, scrathcing, rubbing thoroughly. It was the most beautiful experience of my life. 


But it all changed once my hair rinsed out, my mom started yelling and screaming at me. I didn't know why, until I looked it the mirror,

and saw a legofied version of myself. Yellow skin, plastic hair and EVERYTHING. I could even twirl my head. I screamed, running to the front door of the house, I ran as fast as I could to the entrance door of the apartment, and I

stepped on a lego brick grass. I screamed my heart out, terrified of what might happen next, but than my savior came to my rescue, a Lego Harry Potter, he was so handsome and beautiful on his plastic lego broom stick, he held out his cubicle hand to me, offering his marrige proposal, and I of course said yes.

We rode on that broom all the way to lego Hogwarts, it was the best day of my life. When we landed however, everything started to get heated. Draco Malfoy was the opposite direction of us, and when we put our foots to the ground he jumped on Harry, screaming the words; 

"YOU SHOULD HAVE MARRIED ME!! WHY HER!?!?! YOU UTTERFILTHY HALFBLOOD WAHHHH"

And then, they started to fist fight. It was unclear who was winning, but before I finally began opening my eyes, Draco kissed Harry passionately. 


And thats how I woke up.