My wife just divorced me and took the kids away so I transform into a cute kawaii magical girl

I was coming back, tired from work, and thinking to see my kids yelling "DADDY!!" when I open the door and with my beautiful, gorgeous Evangelina setting the table for dinner with that lovely smile of hers. Instead, I open the door, divorce papers are thrown in my face and I see my wife standing in front of me with an emotionless expression and her lungages in her hands. Before I could even ask what's going on, she tells me that she's been cheating on me with my cousin and that she's taking the kids with her and then she leaves. I try to chase after her and let her explain to me what's going but she gets in her car and leaves. So I am left here speechless and devastated. I crawl back home and start drinking to forget everything. And to make things worse, I get fired from my job. How did my happy life suddenly turn upside down like this? I don't know and I don't wanna know. So I just lock myself in my home and keep drinking and stay on my computer all day and night. I'm in my worst condition right now and I pray I die this way, away from the world and everything. As I drown in my drinks, I suddenly get a pop-up on my computer. It's a cute chibi kawaii anime girl. "It's probably a virus but do I really care anymore?" I thought to myself and click it. It takes me to a website decorated with cute icons and pink stuff. Then, the cute chibi from the pop-up appears on my screen. "Hello~" she said in a little comic bubble. "Are you unhappy..? Then I shall grant you...MAGICAL POWER(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧!!!". Then a big beam of light emerged out of the screen and I felt a sudden rush of happiness and energy in me. I immediately got up from my almost broken chair that i've sat on for too long and felt the need to spin around. I started seeing glitter and pink sparkles everywhere and I felt like I was levitating. Then I see from my own two eyes, my whole body covers in sparkles and suddenly morphs into the body and of a petite anime girl. Then I a cute magical girl attire pops on my body and a magical stick appears in my hand. I then land back on the ground thinking about what just happened. I look at my own body wondering where my fat old and dirty body went. Why do I have the body of a young girl? I rush to the bathroom to look in the mirror and see a cute girl with long blonde sparkly hair with ribbons and hairpins and a cute magical dress, shinning like crazy. I touch my face who went from the unshaved, fat, dirty and old figure to plumpy pink lips and big blue eyes with long eyelashes. "Who are you?!" I jumped back from the mirror and try to pinch myself to see if i'm not dreaming. It's not a dream...! I've truly become a  magical girl!